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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-01-2009, 11:24 PM
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Posted By Valesse
Fortunately the huorny ents were all narcoleptic...

Fortunately the huorny ents were all narcoleptic and fell asleep in place!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-30-2009, 07:53 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately (for the orc) the warg which had...

Unfortunately (for the orc) the warg which had seen him shoot the ADA officer was not a vegetarian.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-29-2009, 12:48 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately, the other 1,199 wargs were busy...

Fortunately, the other 1,199 wargs were busy doing 1,199 different things and did not notice the bouncing apple, nor the squishing of their friend until Treebeard was far away.

...Mind you it must...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-29-2009, 09:38 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately, the evil souls which now possessed...

Fortunately, the evil souls which now possessed Gollum noticed how it was their shortness which had made them so mean -- being laughed out all those years by the bigger, more hunky souls will do that...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-01-2009, 01:13 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately the fearsome vampire cows...

Unfortunately the fearsome vampire cows immediately went in search for sustenance!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-05-2008, 11:28 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately Eru practiced good parenting, and...

Fortunately Eru practiced good parenting, and dealt with the issue swiftly.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-11-2008, 10:09 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately, the wine didn't taste very good at...

Unfortunately, the wine didn't taste very good at all.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-03-2008, 01:36 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately, the fact Merry/Bombadil ate the...

Fortunately, the fact Merry/Bombadil ate the chicken and Tom Bombadil/Merry did not resolved the issue again.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-24-2008, 02:41 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately, there wasn't enough business to...

Unfortunately, there wasn't enough business to support the superstores and the Sackville-Bagginses became destitute.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-22-2008, 12:01 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately, There was a fire squad nearby to...

Fortunately, There was a fire squad nearby to handle the matter.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-19-2008, 04:04 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately, the Balrog head came with the ablity...

Fortunately, the Balrog head came with the ablity to spit fire (... and to eat ridiculously spicy hot sauces).
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-19-2008, 06:19 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately, Gandalf was too tall for the...

Unfortunately, Gandalf was too tall for the steads to clear his head safely.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-02-2007, 07:40 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately Eru's "Restart" button got stuck...

Unfortunately Eru's "Restart" button got stuck and the world/void/chaos needed to be recreated every five...nether-minutes.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-16-2006, 09:51 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately there wasn't enough glue to keep the...

Fortunately there wasn't enough glue to keep the bullet from firing.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-27-2006, 10:24 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately, as Glorfindel was a much better...

Unfortunately, as Glorfindel was a much better rider than Arwen, when she retrieved a particular hobbit suffering from a severe case of squawking-and-walking there were many rough, unplanned landings...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-26-2006, 11:45 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately he had purchased some Osgiliath Off:...

Fortunately he had purchased some Osgiliath Off: the very popular and effective pest spray.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-26-2006, 01:07 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog's chum...

Fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog's chum Gil-Galad was nearby and gave Tom and Goldberry toothbrushes and a stern talking to for eatting such loveable and frightening creatures.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-25-2006, 09:31 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately they also contained aerosol.

Unfortunately they also contained aerosol.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-20-2006, 04:23 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately the Gondorians were looking to...

Fortunately the Gondorians were looking to renovate Minas Tirith anyway, and the explosion saved them a large amount of work.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-18-2005, 12:55 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately most of the Shire already that by...

Fortunately most of the Shire already that by holding your hand up at eye level you can easily stop a lasso-enduced attack.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-12-2005, 09:34 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately Gilmi had decided to make the...

Unfortunately Gilmi had decided to make the ultimate lifestyle change for a dwarf a week before and went level vegan.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-08-2005, 03:08 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately that perticular breed of wrag was...

Unfortunately that perticular breed of wrag was endangered.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-02-2005, 07:40 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately Sauron had a large following at that...

Fortunately Sauron had a large following at that time and not too many minded the high prices.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-28-2005, 09:39 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Unfortunately they had to scrap the name "The...

Unfortunately they had to scrap the name "The Master Plan" because there had already been so many "Master Plan"s before and everyone was confused. In it's sted the plan was retitled "'How to Keep a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-26-2005, 05:16 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,044
Posted By Valesse
Fortunately while B-W, Glirdan, Rune, TGWBS,...

Fortunately while B-W, Glirdan, Rune, TGWBS, Gil-Galad, and all the other players were assuming stratigic positions on their little wooden risk board and plastic Romantic pieces copius amounts of...
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