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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-14-2005, 05:43 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
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Hiriel
Unfortunately, the Uruk-Hai didn't like the taste...Unfortunately, the Uruk-Hai didn't like the taste of the skwerly sausage, and so they killed all the hobbits. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-16-2005, 08:59 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Unfortunately for everyone, the dog had swallowed...Unfortunately for everyone, the dog had swallowed a Silmaril, thus causing a huge, catacylsmic war between the houses of elves, men, and Morgoth to find the poor thing. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-16-2005, 03:14 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Unfortunately, the teachings of Dawin were being...Unfortunately, the teachings of Dawin were being debated at the time, so they got confused and regrew into philosophically befuddled and existentially challenged new tiny heads. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-11-2005, 12:57 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Fortunately, Ulmo's fishy car was famed for it's...Fortunately, Ulmo's fishy car was famed for it's road trips, and spat all it's victems out on the more hospitable shores of Dol Amroth after a particularly nasty gas station burrito. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-11-2005, 12:47 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Fortunately, Mandos was rather bored with his job...Fortunately, Mandos was rather bored with his job anyway, so he started devoting his newfound free time to opening a chain of luxury beach resorts. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-08-2005, 08:43 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Fortunately, the Ring got caught in the wool as...Fortunately, the Ring got caught in the wool as the wolf tried to exticate himself from the itchy costum, and the wolf couldn't find it. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-07-2005, 06:22 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Unfortunately, becuase he took it back, Frodo...Unfortunately, becuase he took it back, Frodo fell to the power of the Ring. And orcs with slighty effeminate voices and impossibly huge blue-eyes lay waste to the free kingdoms of Middle Earth |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-05-2005, 11:07 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Unfortunately, the orcs were not made of such...Unfortunately, the orcs were not made of such strong stuff as the mountain, and were liquified into a gloopy black puddles. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-04-2005, 06:06 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Unfortunately the shock of the deathwave caused...Unfortunately the shock of the deathwave caused the earth to swallow them up. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-01-2005, 04:52 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Unfortunately for this thread, there's really no...Unfortunately for this thread, there's really no downside to Legolas' death. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-27-2005, 02:55 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Fortunantly, all the other balrogs used his...Fortunantly, all the other balrogs used his flaming corspe to roast marshmellows. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-22-2005, 07:10 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Unfortunately, those dwarf women were just too...Unfortunately, those dwarf women were just too tempting for the new maia, and he forsook his immortality. (probably had to do with the beards) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-17-2005, 05:37 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Unfortunantly, this post breaks Glirdan's...Unfortunantly, this post breaks Glirdan's 'unfortuantly post streak', so the question of whether he should wait or not like Gil-Galad does is dead. :( |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-16-2005, 11:21 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Except for a scowling purist of Varda's court,...Except for a scowling purist of Varda's court, who fortunantly pointed out that thermite doesn't exist in middle earth. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-13-2005, 04:20 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Fortunantly, the trampoline bounced him right...Fortunantly, the trampoline bounced him right into the void, where a waiting Morgoth could better 'appreiate' Gandalf's odd company. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-12-2005, 07:07 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Unfortunately, that never sold, and some scottish...Unfortunately, that never sold, and some scottish hobo with a beard down to his beltline found and published Tolkien's forgotten manuscript, making millions. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-08-2005, 02:47 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Fortunantly, before they attacked, they had to...Fortunantly, before they attacked, they had to purge themselves in the great sea from their stomach aches, and they sizzled into nothingness. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-08-2005, 12:34 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Fortunately, Smaug did, and BBQ'd the wizard,...Fortunately, Smaug did, and BBQ'd the wizard, melting him into a golden statue. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-06-2005, 12:24 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 669,776
Posted By
Hiriel
Fortunatly, it was sunday, so no one was at work...Fortunatly, it was sunday, so no one was at work :D |
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