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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-31-2006, 05:34 AM
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Replies: 6,669
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately for Johnny, Gandalf was more...
Fortunately for Johnny, Gandalf was more interested in pesuading a certain bandleader/wizard to let his star singer (a Rivendell elf who was Gandalf's godson, a very important, religious... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-30-2006, 06:29 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, since Johnny was only an honorary ...
Fortunately, since Johnny was only an honorary nazgul, he could only participate in hononary killings, so Middle-earth people and creatures were safe. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-30-2006, 05:48 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
And fortunately XenaArwen tossed Johhny in
the...
And fortunately XenaArwen tossed Johhny in the Bruinen because he was, like, you know, really gross, where Johnny was saved by some guys wearing black clothes and made an honorary nazgul. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-24-2006, 09:08 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
And unfortunately for those seeking the ...
And unfortunately for those seeking the annihilation of the remnants of Numenoreans, some of the hobbrim (see the learned thread "Of the Origins of Hobbits", by Celuien) helped the inhabitants to... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-23-2006, 12:58 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately Tulkas's eyebrow mites, with the ...
Fortunately Tulkas's eyebrow mites, with the help of Ned and the nanites (see MST 3000) http://popculture.incompetech.com/robots/nanites.html were able to protect and restore Tulkas. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-23-2006, 05:57 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, just as the inhabitants couldn't ...
Fortunately, just as the inhabitants couldn't hold their breaths any longer Tulkas came along and relifted the island up using his massive eyebrows. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-17-2006, 06:01 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately for the giant ants, Tulkas's
new...
Unfortunately for the giant ants, Tulkas's new eyebrows proved effective in squishing the ants between them. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-17-2006, 05:50 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately the ants were survivors of the ...Unfortunately the ants were survivors of the classic '50s movie THEM! and they caused so much havoc Tulkas was sent to remove them before his plastic surgery was completed at VGH (Valinor... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-20-2006, 05:41 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, "Bad guys annoymus and Quilting...
Fortunately, "Bad guys annoymus and Quilting Club" was a front for the "Gondorian Retirement Home for medical staff who do run on a bit about esoteric lore." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-19-2006, 12:25 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, Middle-earth came together again, ...
Fortunately, Middle-earth came together again, but with Morgoth's and the Feanoreans roles reversed! Would the brave (but hasty) Morgoth and his loyal ally Sauron be able to protect Beleriand... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-06-2006, 09:22 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately the GDOT's order, in a typical...
Fortunately the GDOT's order, in a typical beureaucratic move, was superceded by the AEPA (Arnor Environmental Protection Agency) since removal of the speedbumps would imperil the endangered... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-06-2006, 09:03 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately the Gondorians of yore made many ...
Fortunately the Gondorians of yore made many speedbumps of orthanc stone, and placed them wisely, as their seers (ancestors of Malbeth) had predicted the rise of the machines and their evil plan... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-06-2006, 05:57 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately for Eru, he got Mount Zoom written ...
Fortunately for Eru, he got Mount Zoom written into Lost as a (what else?) deux ex machina to help the survivors to civilization, and to keep it from bugging him in Middle-earth. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-05-2006, 07:27 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, the radical right Gondorian...
Fortunately, the radical right Gondorian administration that had ended the "don't ask- don't tell" policy was ousted due to corruption and replaced with a progressive Gondorian council, thanks to... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-22-2006, 01:39 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately, the picture created by
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Unfortunately, the picture created by Hookbill's post is DISGUSTING ! :D P. S. did the silly hobbit bounce back all the way up or into the Drummer's mouth? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-22-2006, 11:46 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately, the fool of a took was...Unfortunately, the fool of a took was "accidentally" ;) nudged into a deep opening in Moria by Gandalf, and fell quite some way. :eek: |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-16-2006, 06:50 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately, Nemo was convinced to continue...
Unfortunately, Nemo was convinced to continue attacking by a New Zealander who offered to make an epic 3-part movie of his adventures if Nemo would only toss Gimli all the way to Aman. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2006, 12:21 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, the magic ring let him catch up to...
Fortunately, the magic ring let him catch up to Gimli, who he unceremoniously tossed into the sea. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2006, 12:09 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately for the blond elf, some fangirls ...
Fortunately for the blond elf, some fangirls prevailed upon Ulmo to help save him. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2006, 08:40 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately (depending on your point of view) ...
Unfortunately (depending on your point of view) it was a blond movie elf. It turns out elves can drown in the ocean. That wouldn't be cannabalism, would it? Or would it? :confused: Of course,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2006, 07:21 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately the Watcher formed an alliance
with...
Fortunately the Watcher formed an alliance with his fellow water creature dolphins against Elrond and the Pentagon. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-14-2006, 07:06 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately the Pentagon alliance was stymied by...
Fortunately the Pentagon alliance was stymied by the dolphins before they left Middle-earth out of gratitude for the gifts to them by the great Numenorean ancestors of the Gondorians. The exact... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-13-2006, 09:45 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately Mount Zoom's clone from the
South...
Unfortunately Mount Zoom's clone from the South Pole, Mount Zoom^3, was even faster. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-07-2006, 07:33 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
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Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately for Iro, a Norwegian Blue Parrot,...
Unfortunately for Iro, a Norwegian Blue Parrot, thought to be dead, but as it turned out only resting, decided many recent comments had gotten silly and got some ravens and the Lord of the Eagles... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-02-2006, 07:02 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,831
Posted By
Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately the Watcher dove out the window into...Fortunately the Watcher dove out the window into the Brandywine and swam into the ocean to have a great time chasing and eating Great Great Great White Sharks with his longtime chum Ulmo (they'd... |
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