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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-28-2007, 10:23 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Fortunately the Orcish name for Mount Doom...

Fortunately the Orcish name for Mount Doom happened to be Hong Kong. ;)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-28-2007, 10:18 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Fortunately the charity (being a charity) decided...

Fortunately the charity (being a charity) decided to melt the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom so they could sell the gold and use the proceeds to create a foundation for the advancement of Hobbits...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-26-2007, 10:14 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately he also hired the Dead Men of...

Unfortunately he also hired the Dead Men of Dunharrow for his 'Thriller' remake. When Aragorn and co. arrived to enlist their aid against Sauron they found the Paths of the Dead deserted....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-21-2007, 08:39 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately, this created a Denethor-Orc hybrid...

Unfortunately, this created a Denethor-Orc hybrid creature with various superpowers, like flying, shooting lightning from his fingertips and a penchant for wearing his underpants over his spandex...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-20-2007, 02:39 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately, the Barrow-Wight instead opted to...

Unfortunately, the Barrow-Wight instead opted to reset this entire thread.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-01-2007, 04:45 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately these dog's heads had an unholy...

Unfortunately these dog's heads had an unholy craving for Elven flesh and Morgoth captured Fingolfin, Finrod and Turgon and the poodle one devoured Fingolfin, the beagle devoured Finrod and the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-28-2007, 08:49 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately this meant that the Hobbit...

Unfortunately this meant that the Hobbit afterlife economy, which was based on selling aspirin to dead Hobbits, could no longer support itself and all the Hobbit souls were cast into the Void after...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-20-2007, 07:20 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately the strongest among them survived...

Unfortunately the strongest among them survived and set himself up as the new Dark Lord of Middle-Earth. Since all the good guys are dead, noone is around to stop him.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-23-2005, 01:03 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately the bad guys always cheat at...

Unfortunately the bad guys always cheat at bridge, so the good guys have yet to win a game.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-21-2005, 04:36 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately, as Cirdan found out while digging...

Unfortunately, as Cirdan found out while digging the foundations for his resort, the Grey Havens were situated right on top of the Universe's largest deposit of Kryptonite!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-21-2005, 06:52 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Fortunately Cirdan had been planning a major...

Fortunately Cirdan had been planning a major overhaul of the Grey Havens, so the fire made his plans of turning the Havens into Middle-Earth's premier holiday resort a lot easier.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-19-2005, 05:58 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately the statues were so large they got...

Unfortunately the statues were so large they got stuck inside the barrows and the nefarious wights tickled them mercilessly. Oh, the humanity of it all!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-17-2005, 12:24 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately, the dog, driven mad by the power...

Unfortunately, the dog, driven mad by the power of the Silmaril, ate Orome alive.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-16-2005, 10:21 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Unfortunately the flu, being of course created by...

Unfortunately the flu, being of course created by Melkor, had the effect of enormously increasing the powers of the bad guys.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-15-2005, 05:41 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Fortunately, Pippin had bought life ensurance...

Fortunately, Pippin had bought life ensurance just the day before.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-15-2005, 03:24 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,619
Posted By Lord Melkor
Fortunately the sudden shock of impact caused...

Fortunately the sudden shock of impact caused several of the severely decomposed Orc bodies to explode, covering Saruman with their rotting contents.
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