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Forum: The Books 02-17-2018, 01:15 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 510
Posted By Morthoron
Unfortunately, you are utterly incapable of...

Unfortunately, you are utterly incapable of seeing the asininity, which makes this all the more hilariously ironic!



Your mathematics is as flawed as Seth's theory. How does one make four...
Forum: The Books 01-29-2018, 10:49 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 510
Posted By Morthoron
Exodus 21:32 If the ox gores a slave, male or...

Exodus 21:32 If the ox gores a slave, male or female, its owner will pay the price -- thirty shekels -- to their master, and the ox will be stoned.

the pony Bill was a slave, wretched and...
Forum: The Books 01-21-2018, 09:49 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 204
Posted By Morthoron
I had always assumed that Of the Rings of Power...

I had always assumed that Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age was an essay compiled by Christopher Tolkien and Guy Gavriel Kay, a distillation of JRRT's work beyond the bounds of The Silmarillion...
Forum: The Movies 01-07-2018, 09:02 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 362
Posted By Morthoron
No. They would have had no contact with Elves for...

No. They would have had no contact with Elves for centuries.
Forum: The Books 01-03-2018, 11:06 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 454
Posted By Morthoron
Morgoth would be dragon the depths of despair.

Morgoth would be dragon the depths of despair.
Forum: The Movies 01-01-2018, 05:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 362
Posted By Morthoron
Considering Jackson marched an army of elves a...

Considering Jackson marched an army of elves a couple hundred miles through enemy-held territory filled with 10,000 orcs without anyone noticing, sure, why not. In Jackson's warped universe,...
Forum: The Movies 12-31-2017, 02:21 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
...Green is his skin, And his pants are yellow.

...Green is his skin,
And his pants are yellow.
Forum: The Movies 12-30-2017, 06:21 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
Why remake classic films or TV shows at all? Why...

Why remake classic films or TV shows at all? Why disembogue ubiquitous sequels ad nauseam (Rocky, Die Hard, Halloween, Fast and Furious, Star Wars, Godzillas, King Kongs, et al)? Did we need two Hulk...
Forum: The Movies 12-26-2017, 10:53 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
Lord of the Schwing.

Lord of the Schwing.
Forum: The Books 12-23-2017, 11:18 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 542
Posted By Morthoron
Yes, Ar-Pharazon's army was the greatest "mortal"...

Yes, Ar-Pharazon's army was the greatest "mortal" army ever assembled, and basically caused Sauron's army to flee in terror. Consider the audacity, even as deluded as Ar-Pharazon eventually became,...
Forum: The Movies 12-22-2017, 08:38 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
Putting a Game of Thrones lusty spin on things,...

Putting a Game of Thrones lusty spin on things, just think of the pedophilic delight of a several hundred year-old Arwen getting the hots for barely-pubescent Aragorn. Dirty ol' Elvesses! Not to...
Forum: The Books 12-14-2017, 06:09 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 6,355
Posted By Morthoron
It would all depend. It couldn't be a plain ring....

It would all depend. It couldn't be a plain ring. It would have to be a ring that could be accessorized, otherwise Sauron would be jilted. :Merisu:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-07-2017, 09:59 PM
Replies: 14,158
Views: 682,837
Posted By Morthoron
"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't...

"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't fit you!"
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 12-06-2017, 06:42 PM
Replies: 3,564
Views: 241,095
Posted By Morthoron
It is only right that I greet the Down's official...

It is only right that I greet the Down's official Birthday Greeter. Happy birthday, G55!!!!
Forum: The Books 11-29-2017, 12:51 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 572
Posted By Morthoron
Tolkien stated, "I did begin a story placed about...

Tolkien stated, "I did begin a story placed about 100 years after the Downfall, but it proved both sinister and depressing [my emphasis]. It proved "sinister and depressing" because the waking world...
Forum: The Books 11-29-2017, 09:11 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 572
Posted By Morthoron
Certainly, the Old World Middle-earth canon of...

Certainly, the Old World Middle-earth canon of oaths and the dire consequences of oath-breaking were manifest throughout the first three Ages of Arda -- words have great potency and a power unto...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-29-2017, 08:22 AM
Replies: 4,076
Views: 302,056
Posted By Morthoron
In the immortal words of the god Vulcan in The...

In the immortal words of the god Vulcan in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, "Oh, we cater for all sorts here. You'd be surprised."

Le nathlof hí.
Forum: The Movies 11-25-2017, 10:04 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
Okay, how about we establish an ongoing Non-wish...

Okay, how about we establish an ongoing Non-wish Wish List of things we would find abhorrent in a Middle-earth presentation, but which may well end up being in the show in some form or another (and...
Forum: The Movies 11-21-2017, 06:49 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
Lalaith, I believe ArcusCalion is from that...

Lalaith, I believe ArcusCalion is from that cynical lot who believe every artistic endeavor primarily revolves around the making of money, no matter what altruistic intent mentioned by the artist.
...
Forum: The Movies 11-18-2017, 08:43 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
Well, white wolves did cross the Brandywine...

Well, white wolves did cross the Brandywine during the Fell Winter. Could zombies be far behind?
Forum: The Movies 11-18-2017, 02:31 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
I can't say I have much faith in an adaptation,...

I can't say I have much faith in an adaptation, save for that morbid type of interest that makes one slow down on the freeway to view a car crash.

Oh, I'm sure they'll trot out a slew of hired-gun...
Forum: The Movies 11-15-2017, 05:59 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
Well, this explains a lot. C. Tolkien has...

Well, this explains a lot. C. Tolkien has resigned as Director of the Tolkien Estate...

https://io9.gizmodo.com/j-r-r-tolkiens-son-resigns-as-director-of-tolkien-esta-1820476459

The vultures...
Forum: The Movies 11-14-2017, 09:06 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,113
Posted By Morthoron
The press release specifically states: ...

The press release specifically states:



The bold sections are my emphasis. It will not be The Silmarillion, because the Tolkien Estate has not made any statement regarding the sale of separate...
Forum: The Books 11-10-2017, 10:09 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,557
Posted By Morthoron
Who are you then but a cipher, Balfrog? You are...

Who are you then but a cipher, Balfrog? You are either Seth or a Seth sycophant incapable of sentient separation from the mother's mottled teat.

In either case you neither post of your own...
Forum: The Movies 11-08-2017, 08:39 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 494
Posted By Morthoron
Yes, that is an important passage, Rune. I think...

Yes, that is an important passage, Rune. I think the movies minimized the actual contribution and sacrifices of the Gondorions and their allies/vassals. The poignancy of the loss of such lords as...
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