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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-02-2006, 11:32 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Saruman never gives up...

Saruman: I hid the keys of Orthanc into my beard. Try and find them now!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-31-2006, 03:13 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Aragorn: And let me tell you, somewhere in the...

Aragorn: And let me tell you, somewhere in the wild there's now a Puss without boots.

Hobbits: Ooh!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-04-2006, 12:58 PM
Replies: 14,193
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A sharp temper wasn't the only feature that made...

A sharp temper wasn't the only feature that made hobbits stay out of Aunt Lobelia's way...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-16-2006, 11:01 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
Gildor...?

The Elves of the Third Age didn't quite reach the glamour of their ancestors.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-02-2006, 01:54 PM
Replies: 14,193
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The Mouth of Sauron realised that all these years...

The Mouth of Sauron realised that all these years he had worn his helmet backwards...

Mouth: So that's why I couldn't see!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-20-2006, 12:50 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
Dude, where's my Bag Endless-fuel?

The very reason why you should never leave the keys in your car.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-17-2006, 09:10 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
A Hobbit's Tale?

The first sketches of the Hobbits were a bit too non-canon even for PJ.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-30-2006, 03:50 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
The disadvantages of being a giant lidless eye...

The disadvantages of being a giant lidless eye kicked in during pollen season...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-29-2006, 03:19 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
The termite problem in Barad-dûr got really bad.

The termite problem in Barad-dûr got really bad.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-24-2006, 09:18 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
The very reason why one should never keep...

The very reason why one should never keep toothpaste and foot lotion next to each other on a bathroom shelf.


Frodo: Oh well, at least my feet are now safe from acid attacks.


edit: This is...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-21-2006, 02:04 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
The mathoms Bilbo gave away got more and more...

The mathoms Bilbo gave away got more and more peculiar every year.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-16-2006, 08:31 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin returned home after...

Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin returned home after a long night at the Green Dragon celebrating the 10,000th post.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-13-2006, 10:55 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
The Bag End wasn't quite the same when Frodo came...

The Bag End wasn't quite the same when Frodo came back.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-08-2006, 04:37 AM
Replies: 14,193
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"But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and...

"But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good, tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow."

Frodo: Look at how the grass grows.

Sam: Sweet.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-04-2006, 05:56 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
"Do you want to know what happened to Boromir?...

"Do you want to know what happened to Boromir? The ring drove your brother mad."
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-02-2006, 10:02 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
The glue factory of Rohan was a sight that could...

The glue factory of Rohan was a sight that could make anyone speechless.

or

The Ranger was baffled for he could not spot the wolves who were hiding in horses' clothing.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-27-2006, 12:42 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
Saruman's treachery was deeper than they knew for...

Saruman's treachery was deeper than they knew for he was gathering his own army by crossbreeding carrots and guinea pigs...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-22-2006, 01:55 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
Pippin's coatrack imitation fooled Gandalf every...

Pippin's coatrack imitation fooled Gandalf every time.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-12-2006, 12:05 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
A simple game that had kept the two amused since...

A simple game that had kept the two amused since Helm's Deep:

Legolas: You have to press a little harder or I can't feel it. Umm, is it... a house? A flower?

Gimli: A circle... :rolleyes:


...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-05-2006, 12:43 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
It wasn't just staring at the palantir that drove...

It wasn't just staring at the palantir that drove Denethor mad, but the constantly appearing pop-up windows were really getting on his nerve.

or

Denethor: What do you mean you want to place...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-02-2006, 01:06 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
Eowyn's stew started to look really good.

Eowyn's stew started to look really good.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-27-2006, 12:12 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
Frodo, Sam and Zoot

Frodo: "So that's the Holy Grail?"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-17-2006, 11:45 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
It was in this moment when all hope had faded,...

It was in this moment when all hope had faded, that Saruman, anchor of the Heren Istarion team, took up his bowling ball and made a strike.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-17-2006, 02:50 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
Sam: Moria. Pippin: Moria. Frodo: Moria. ...

Sam: Moria.
Pippin: Moria.
Frodo: Moria.
Merry: It's only a model.
Sam: Shh.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-16-2006, 06:58 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
Just when they had got rid of the breakdancing orcs of Moria...

It was Michael Flatley and his Riverdancing orcs.
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