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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-12-2011, 03:29 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Parmastahir
Odoriferous
Smaug: "I may not be able to see you, thief. But I can smell you . . . Phew! What did you have for dinner?" Bilbo: "Drat those dwarven beans!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-05-2011, 10:27 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-07-2011, 04:44 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Parmastahir
He said, she said . . .
Doctor: "OK, open your mouth and say 'ahhh.' " Grima opens his mouth. Doctor: "OK, now say 'ahhh." Grima: "I can't say 'ahhh.' " Doctor: "But you just did." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-18-2011, 12:48 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-15-2011, 05:31 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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"No more drinking for me!"
When Fangorn awoke after a long night of drinking Entdraughts, he found an indecipherable tattoo on his leg: 2 /// - A. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-10-2011, 05:35 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-17-2011, 03:41 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Reading between the lines . . .
. . . or under the cloak! Eowyn: What is it? Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! That's usually his way of telling us it's time for a new photograph! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-01-2011, 05:08 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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There's one born every minute . . .
Éowyn: "I have received a message from Arwen. She has changed her mind about you and is leaving for the Grey Havens immediately!" Aragorn: "In that case, how about a date?" Éowyn: "April... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-27-2011, 09:45 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Parmastahir
Good Question
Aragorn: "Please take your hand off my butt. I am promised to another!" Éowyn: "Why didn't you tell me that a half-hour ago?" Aragorn: "Ummm . . ." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-27-2011, 09:39 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Parmastahir
Take up the whole road, why don't you?
Rider coming up behind: "Look, you two. You know the rules of the road. Walk on the right. Ride on the left." Éowyn: "Don't mind him, my Lord. I am Théoden's cousin's friend's brother's twin... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-27-2011, 09:31 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Same old joke, different picture . . .
Éowyn: "My Lord, is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?" Aragorn: "It is my sword, and you've been hanging out with Grìma Wormtongue for too long!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-26-2011, 07:54 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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M-e fun and games
"One . . . two . . . three . . . RED LIGHT! OK, Éomer, I saw you. Go back to the start!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-26-2011, 07:52 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Rockin' out in M-e
"Hello orc legions! Let me introduce tonight's group: Théoden and the Thundering Éoreds! Hit it, boys!!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-24-2011, 08:16 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Parmastahir
I didn't know . . .
. . . that the Witch-King of Angmar wore glasses? W-K of A: "I care this much for that prophecy! Whaaa??? OUCH!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-01-2011, 07:44 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Shillin' for the man ...
Pippin: "Do you know us?" Merry: "We couldn't get a room at the Prancing Pony without being attacked by Black Riders." Pippin: "So now we carry the Middle-earth Express card." Merry: ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-27-2011, 07:09 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Southfarthing Binge . . .
After a solid week of smoking Longbottom leaf . . . Pippin: "I've got the munchies!" Merry: "I could go for some chocolate covered Lembas!" Pippin: "If you're buyin', I'm flyin'." ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-27-2011, 07:05 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-03-2011, 08:30 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Middle-earth Mythbusters
Pippin: "This myth is confirmed. Troll farts are combustible!" Merry: "I'd say 'I told you so' if only I wished I had not told you so!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-18-2010, 05:02 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Middle-earth Art Gallery
Artist: "Behold, my latest creation." Patron (seemingly confused): "What do you call it?" Artist: "Cow eating grass." Patron (now confused); "Where's the grass?" Artist: "The cow ate... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-14-2010, 06:05 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Parmastahir
Help!
We need a new picture! I'll put an Etchasketch image up of Gandalf uncloaking if I don't see one soon! Please? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-07-2010, 07:43 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Parmastahir
What's wrong with this picture?
"Well, I would have buttoned up against this unpleasant weather. But I could not find my top button, you see. What's that? You do see? What the devil do you mean by that?" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-26-2010, 06:46 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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"It's a little hard to hear in here, Master . . ."
Butterbur: "I thought you said, 'Frog without legs.' " Frodo: "No, I wanted frog's legs." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-19-2010, 08:10 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Parmastahir
You Might Not Want to Improve Your Vision
Barliman: "Try out these binoculars, Master Underhill. But be careful! You may see more than you wish." Frodo: "Stop stealing Galadriel's lines!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-19-2010, 06:11 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Parmastahir
Breaking News (Pun Intended)
"This just in on Edoras Channel 5 Evening News! A horrible accident has occurred during The Horse event at the quadrenniel Rohan Olympics. We take you live to the venue where correspondent Anderune... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-18-2010, 09:41 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,895,431
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Not Quite the Distance . . .
Théoden realizes too late that he's too old for the horse put at the quadrennial Rohan Olympics. |
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