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Forum: Novices and Newcomers 09-05-2012, 04:34 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I assign that annoying squishy sound your jaw can...

I assign that annoying squishy sound your jaw can make sometimes when you're chewing. It's riiiiiight at the top next to the ear canal so I can hear it really well. And I've got some delicious...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 06-15-2012, 05:36 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I assign whichever designer decided that shirts...

I assign whichever designer decided that shirts with patterns or sequins may only have the patterns or sequins on the front of the top. That abrupt stop at the shoulders and sides looks shoddy off,...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-30-2012, 12:23 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
Having one day in the week when you can sleep in,...

Having one day in the week when you can sleep in, and spending the entire night completely unable to sleep.
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-10-2012, 04:27 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I've never had mine in the fridge, but I've used...

I've never had mine in the fridge, but I've used cold deodorant before and it isn't pleasant. :eek:
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-30-2010, 08:39 AM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I assign my old, mostly worn out car hood...

I assign my old, mostly worn out car hood release, which most of the time I can't pull hard enough to get the hood open. It's not good to be rattling because I'm out of oil for days at a time. :(
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 01-15-2010, 12:47 AM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
Blargh.

Not getting the job you applied and were hoping for. The job(s) I have now are great and all, but...dangit! Twelve dollars an hour...dangit! Working regular hours...dangit! Working hard every...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-28-2009, 11:01 AM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
Other people's alarm clocks.

Other people's alarm clocks.
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 10-23-2009, 02:10 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
Getting seven cavities drilled out at once wasn't...

Getting seven cavities drilled out at once wasn't fun. And neither are the uneven fillings afterwards.

I assign weird dizzy spells to Mordor. Off with ye! Or is it that way...?
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 05-16-2009, 08:11 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
Also in the same category are loose dogs,...

Also in the same category are loose dogs, raccoons, possums and mink.

Especially mink.
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-25-2009, 04:05 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I'd like to assign setting my early-early morning...

I'd like to assign setting my early-early morning alarm for PM instead of AM...grr!

I'm fairly certain it was subconsciously on purpose too, because I stayed up too late the night previous.
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-22-2009, 01:52 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I've done this. On a very small hill with a stop...

I've done this. On a very small hill with a stop sign and a speed bump at the top. And some strange old guy shouting directions at me outside my window. It was probably worse for my sister in the...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-13-2009, 11:45 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I'd like to assign that ol' feeling where the...

I'd like to assign that ol' feeling where the ground seems to be sinking beneath you. Especially when you can only feel it with one leg.
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 02-28-2009, 03:07 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
Playing the last song going into the closing hour...

Playing the last song going into the closing hour and turning on the overnight automation to hear...the same song. Gah!

Not being physically able to stop crying, work at a computer, or indeed...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 12-13-2008, 08:50 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I assign second-guessing myself...it's very...

I assign second-guessing myself...it's very frustrating when I realize I'm doing it, and then my mind will go into overdrive third and fourth-guessing myself, until I realize I was right the first...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 12-09-2008, 07:01 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
The Eye To Mordor With...

Very very very very audacious shoplifters. You've gone too far this time.
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 12-08-2008, 10:09 AM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
On a similar tangent, I would like to assign...

On a similar tangent, I would like to assign simple carols that get big-banded, Vegas-ized, jauntified or have their delivery otherwise...changed. The only one allowed to do that type of thing is...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-17-2008, 11:04 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I'll assign thinking the person with the...

I'll assign thinking the person with the bluetooth is talking to you, and you carry on a conversation with them for a good couple of minutes...yeah...blonde...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-15-2008, 08:52 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
>:(

I'd like to assign co-workers that punch out for breaks and never come back, or just end up not coming in at all, instead of having the decency to just say "I quit".

Having seven cashiers for...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-06-2008, 07:41 AM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I used to have trouble with that, I found that...

I used to have trouble with that, I found that drinking through a straw can help.

UGH seconded.

I'd also like to assign tendonitis. I've lost most of the muscle mass on my right arm, can't do...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 09-12-2008, 06:52 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I'm certain that this won't sit well with...

I'm certain that this won't sit well with everyone, but I'd like to assign waking up to (especially) AC/DC in the morning. In fact, I would be happy to just send the whole of the nineteen-eighties...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 07-07-2008, 05:56 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I'd like to assign hearing the phone ring when it...

I'd like to assign hearing the phone ring when it isn't ringing. I work part-time at a Christian radio station, and most of the music that plays is worship music. I suppose it's the abundance of...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-16-2008, 06:31 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I'd like to assign those stupid songs for...

I'd like to assign those stupid songs for children sung by overly "happy" adults...seriously, why are you so happy to be singing about math? Or sharing? Or vehicles? Sober up! Learning is a...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 01-31-2008, 10:03 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
The Eye I assign the JERKS who (accidentally?) donated a...

I assign the JERKS who (accidentally?) donated a used syringe to my thrift store - yeah, thanks a lot, one of my co-workers now has to deal with those tests on top of moving to another state. Plus,...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 01-24-2008, 12:51 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
Shocks that leave you feeling you've been kicked...

Shocks that leave you feeling you've been kicked in the chest...changes that you don't understand...changes you can't understand or accept...fears that others won't understand you not...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 11-24-2007, 06:32 PM
Replies: 3,244
Views: 583,185
Posted By Oddwen
I assign socks that are too tight, that you have...

I assign socks that are too tight, that you have to fight to get off...maybe I overreact, but I can't stand not being able to remove my socks right now...

Wet clothes are close behind.
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