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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-09-2007, 09:27 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By Lachwen
Eye Galadriel: Aragorn, I've been around since the...

Galadriel: Aragorn, I've been around since the bleedin' First Age Of The Trees. I have had a LOT of tea. I know what actual, good tea tastes like. What you have given me is a cup of a liquid that...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-05-2007, 03:48 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Galadriel: We put a pellet with some poison in...

Galadriel: We put a pellet with some poison in one of the vessels.
Aragorn: Which one?
Galadriel: The vessel with the figure of a pestle.
Aragorn: The vessel with the pestle?
Galadriel: Yes. But...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-05-2007, 02:19 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye The only thing I can think of, as I look at this...

The only thing I can think of, as I look at this picture, is Jay from Dogma:

"What the F*CK happened to that guy's head??!"

I mean, look at Aragorn's head! He has no forehead! His skull is...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-20-2006, 01:37 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Frodo: When Gandalf said to meet him in the...

Frodo: When Gandalf said to meet him in the cornfield to see Deep Throat, I thought he meant an informant...

Merry: OH GOD MY EYES.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-19-2006, 12:17 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye (In Aragorn's bedroom, early in the morning) ...

(In Aragorn's bedroom, early in the morning)

Aragorn: *yawn* Well, another day, another epic battle...BOROMIR WHAT THE HELL??

Boromir: Oh! Aragorn! I wasn't expecting you to wake! Um...I...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2004, 11:04 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Grima pic: Grima, too tired to follow Saruman...

Grima pic:
Grima, too tired to follow Saruman another step, suddenly finds that the spot he chose to collapse on is covered in Devil's Club.

Cake pic:
Boromir: Hmmm...and maybe I'll just add a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-02-2004, 10:56 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye That last mushroom seems to have had a strange...

That last mushroom seems to have had a strange effect on our beloved gardener.
Sam: Shiny...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-02-2004, 05:08 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Gimli: *whispering to Legolas* That's an Elf?? ...

Gimli: *whispering to Legolas* That's an Elf??
Legolas: *gruffly* We don't like to talk about it.

Two pounds of hot chocolate mix to whoever gets the reference. :cool:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-28-2004, 10:47 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Boromir: Sweet mothers of Gondor, the traffic at...

Boromir: Sweet mothers of Gondor, the traffic at the Morannon is simply awful today! *shouts* Hey! Move your bleeding lazy patoot! What? Yeah, same to you, buddy! *inappropriate hand gesture,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-28-2004, 06:01 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye No! Wait! I came up with another one!! Man...

No! Wait! I came up with another one!!

Man on the Right who is Not Really Denethor: Faramir? Faramir son of Denethor?
Faramir: Yes?
MotRwiNRD: You're a jerk, Faramir. A real kneebiter....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-27-2004, 10:26 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Denethor: Hello, boys. I've been meaning to talk...

Denethor: Hello, boys. I've been meaning to talk to you...
Faramir: Yes, father?
Denethor: Ah, well, I don't think it's best discussed in public...
Boromir: Oh, come on, pops. We're kind of on a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-20-2004, 04:26 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Aragorn: If Pippin doesn't stop singing "A...

Aragorn: If Pippin doesn't stop singing "A Hundred Bottles of Ale on the Wall" soon, I'm going to pack him in a box and mail it to Abu Dhabi.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-13-2004, 04:51 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Prophet #1: Do you have the Answer? Aragorn:...

Prophet #1: Do you have the Answer?
Aragorn: Yes.
Prophet #2: You mean there really is one?!
Aragorn: There really is one.
Prophet #2: And you're going to tell us?
Aragorn: Yes.
Prophet #1:...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-07-2004, 01:02 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye OK, whoever gets THIS one recieves two of their...

OK, whoever gets THIS one recieves two of their favorite kind of pie AND will be my new favorite person. :cool:

Frodo: Now I'm learning about scaring!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-06-2004, 05:04 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Frodo: No, you may NOT use me to practice for...

Frodo: No, you may NOT use me to practice for your Proctology mid-term! Get away from me with that thing!

OR

Witch-king: Come here, little boy...I have some candy for you...
Frodo: What...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-05-2004, 09:46 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Second horse from the left: (to the horse on the...

Second horse from the left: (to the horse on the far left) Kiss me, you fool!

Fordim, that wouldn't be the Royal Rohirrim Mounted Police, would it?

And I believe saying "Tut-tut, it looks like...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-05-2004, 12:31 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Rohirrim in the lead: Anybody got a dime?! ...

Rohirrim in the lead: Anybody got a dime?! Somebody's gotta go back and get a [expletive deleted]-load of dimes!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-03-2004, 10:40 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye *hands you a chocolate chip cookie* That's too...

*hands you a chocolate chip cookie* That's too bad about jaw cramps, my grandmother makes the world's BEST gingersnaps. They're soft and chewy... :D

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-03-2004, 04:50 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye And Oddwen gets 100 points and a cookie(and is...

And Oddwen gets 100 points and a cookie(and is also my new favorite person). :D You want chocolate chip or gingersnap? :)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-03-2004, 04:01 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Easterling Animatronic Robot #37-J: And plus I...

Easterling Animatronic Robot #37-J: And plus I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side...

(100 points and a cookie to the first person who gets that. :D )
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-21-2004, 10:50 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,893,338
Posted By Lachwen
Eye Pippin: Quick, nobody's looking. *subtle...

Pippin: Quick, nobody's looking. *subtle hand-off*
Merry: You're sure this is the good stuff?
Pippin: Merry lad, this is pure Elven bud! It'll make Longbottom Leaf seem like shredded paper...
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