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Forum: Elvenhome
08-06-2005, 05:15 PM
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Surely that should be somewhen. The mills of...Surely that should be somewhen. The mills of Squatter grind slow, and not always terribly small, but sooner or later some things get done around here. Hence lo! I caught up with events in Muddled... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
07-01-2004, 04:43 PM
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Replies: 1,021
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
REB hits Ridiculous SpeedAre you suggesting, Mith, that what's gone before in this story should have anything to do with what is to come? Fantastic posts, everyone. I'm not sure I can follow that, but I'll try. |
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Forum: Elvenhome
06-13-2004, 01:15 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
The Explosive Invention of Overdale and TenantThanks, Bêthberry. I thought I'd include the illustrious academics, Doctors Overdale and Tenant because I know that a lot of you are already familiar with their ground-breaking experiments on the... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
06-02-2004, 01:21 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
A very palpable plot?
Sorry for the protracted absence. I've just finished catching up with the plot and was horrified to see that one appears to have developed. Unless there are any objections, I think I may try to work... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-11-2004, 08:52 AM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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That is not dead which can eternal lie
I... I... I live. At last my faithful retainer (or his great-great grandson: they all look alike to me) has managed to lure a passing door-to-door sandwich board salesman into the castle. He had... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-15-2004, 09:51 AM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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I'm confused now. Did I fight the Huorns or not?...I'm confused now. Did I fight the Huorns or not? Have I now become part of a sub-reality within the existing sub-reality of the Re-Unification of the Bow? I know it's my own fault, but if we can sort... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-14-2004, 04:17 AM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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No it hasn't. People always cry when they're...No it hasn't. People always cry when they're peeling mushrooms. Oh, wait... Anyway, on second thoughts I can rewrite it; but if you want to make it into an hallucination, then the money that lord... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-13-2004, 03:27 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
As though my spotty hack of a literary alter ego...As though my spotty hack of a literary alter ego cares about that. This is Mary-Sue, not one of your lah-di-dah coherent RPGs! <font size=1 color=339966>[ 4:34 PM January 13, 2004: Message edited... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-13-2004, 02:44 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
I'm glad that such small store of arcane and...I'm glad that such small store of arcane and spurious knowledge I have has been of assistance. In true Harry-Stu style, Earnur has hijacked the plot in the pursuit of his own enrichment and glory.... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
01-11-2004, 03:19 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
It's a lesser known fact that in the ancient...It's a lesser known fact that in the ancient Duneachian tongue, the word for 'footnote' translates literally into either 'merry dance' or 'final reckoning'. Not surprisingly, recent study tells us... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
12-06-2003, 08:34 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Definitely a good plan, since mine is to...Definitely a good plan, since mine is to over-indulge gratuitously, particularly in sleep. |
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Forum: Elvenhome
11-14-2003, 11:10 AM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
I seem to have lost track of our mode of...I seem to have lost track of our mode of transportation in my last post. I've edited it to avoid confusion. |
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Forum: Elvenhome
10-11-2003, 05:18 AM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
I think that the chances of anything being done...I think that the chances of anything being done in good taste on this quest are slim to none. Perhaps only moderate bad taste would be a more realistic condition: something like being crushed to... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
09-23-2003, 04:38 AM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Right: I've edited my post to allow for...Right: I've edited my post to allow for Grrralph's routine and tried to bring it back round to that well-loved Elven ballad of Diamond's. Personally I think that Saucepan's idea about the order of... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
09-16-2003, 07:58 AM
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Replies: 1,021
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It isn't a post; it's a save. Did I neglect to...It isn't a post; it's a save. Did I neglect to mention that? Actually the translator's note will remain, but there will be some storyline once I know what happened three posts earlier. However, if... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-28-2003, 02:39 PM
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Replies: 1,021
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-28-2003, 08:38 AM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
And with whom would we, the punters, place our...And with whom would we, the punters, place our bets for that battle royale? I have my suspicions (psst... five quid each way on the bow). Excellent planning as usual, Underhill. Army surplus radio... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-27-2003, 02:51 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
I've filled in my brief digression into the dark...I've filled in my brief digression into the dark realms of Earnur's boating past. Go for the clowning, stay for the rather fine posts that follow. |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-27-2003, 04:32 AM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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Why thank you, Dr. Underhill. It is indeed a sad...Why thank you, Dr. Underhill. It is indeed a sad day for the Travesty Quantification Project. The most obvious lesson is that since Tolkien became Hollywood blockbuster material the Travest-o-meter,... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-26-2003, 09:12 AM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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That's as maybe, Estelyn; but that doesn't rule...That's as maybe, Estelyn; but that doesn't rule out the possibility that this presages the end of the world. Given the company I'm predicting a sort of 'Ragnarok on Ice' with bright costumes, lots of... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-25-2003, 03:37 PM
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Replies: 1,021
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-19-2003, 05:24 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
The trolls demonstrate the advantages of a...The trolls demonstrate the advantages of a classical education as they are defeated by the old Jason trick. If only all their kind were so easy to beat. [ August 19, 2003: Message edited by: The... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
08-01-2003, 05:04 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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As some of you already know, my business...As some of you already know, my business commitments this week have been pretty heavy, and I have to work tomorrow. Rest assured that Etceteron will make another misguided foray this weekend, Valar... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
07-29-2003, 02:39 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about,...I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about, Kuruharan. I'm still laughing about it though. |
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Forum: Elvenhome
07-20-2003, 02:59 PM
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Replies: 1,021
Views: 223,767
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Who, I wonder, could this mysterious Kafka be,...Who, I wonder, could this mysterious Kafka be, who can turn characters into cockroaches by invocation? I wonder if that spell is much of a trial to cast. |
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