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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-04-2010, 02:43 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
What? I make one drunken proposal to a bunch of...What? I make one drunken proposal to a bunch of asparagus, and all of a sudden Rune is off his meat-only diet? It's a witch-hunt, I tell you. Fortunately, it would help six ongoing suits for bigamy... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-19-2010, 01:54 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
He prefers custard filled with bicycle parts and...He prefers custard filled with bicycle parts and garnished with motor oil and masonry dust; you get a more interesting trifle that way. Besides, most of that sort of thing gets saved up for the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-19-2010, 04:52 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
I don't really look like that, you know. I...
I don't really look like that, you know. I promised Hookbill a skip full of custard if he could get someone to say I was hot. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-13-2008, 03:34 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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I've had more than ten PMs from you, and I am...I've had more than ten PMs from you, and I am rather annoying. I think that's Q.E.D. There were a lot of kinks in the lead article this week. I wonder if alatar regularly attends the regatta as... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-06-2008, 06:43 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
This is an outrage! And so was that articleDear Sirs, I should like to object most strongly to your gross misrepresentation of my opinions as published in this week's copy of your otherwise invariably accurate newspaper. Your article paints... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-05-2008, 01:56 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
The Oxonmoot Downer is evilThe Downer gave me scrofula. It also erased the part of my memory that contained my address and made my shoes fill with bizarre conserves. I'm posting this from an abandoned bath full of avocado... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-17-2007, 08:54 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
My quest for justice continuesSince that newspaper didn't exist when I dropped you off at the station yesterday afternoon, I'm more impressed than usual. Readers of The Downer might be interested to hear that the location... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-10-2007, 04:26 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
The saltiest, Welshest issue to dateI feel compelled to point out that "Gin? No! I'll have a glass of salt instead" and "Crocodile says..." are the funniest statements I've seen all month: a whole newspaper consisting only of such... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-26-2007, 10:21 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
The Brim-lord has deceived usWouldn't (moderated) Yorkshire dialect be 'I want a word wi' thee'? I can deny it no longer! The control exerted by the outsized headgear of the Downs is indeed malign and diabolic! Behold how I... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-25-2006, 10:20 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,690
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
More chronological tribulationsOn a more positive note, the recent space-time anomalies have enabled me to escape from an eccentric temporal loop in which I had been trapped for some eight millennia. Fortunately my absence would... |
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