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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-19-2006, 12:56 PM
Replies: 6,654
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Posted By Gurthang
Fortunately, this also gave Johnny indigestion....

Fortunately, this also gave Johnny indigestion. Thus, the overall result is that the alien-eating dog threw up Johnny, and Johnny threw up Frodo. :eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-27-2005, 11:52 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, that meant that the Valar, the...

Unfortunately, that meant that the Valar, the Barrowdowners, and all the people of Middle-Earth were the pieces, and it also means that the players must be Eru and God, who are not the same people. ...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-27-2005, 08:19 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Fortunately, everyone was so pleased that Tulkas...

Fortunately, everyone was so pleased that Tulkas had ended the 'Endless Game' that they all moved away with him. Thus leaving Manwe all alone on Taniquentil, except for the Barrowdowners that were...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-14-2005, 02:37 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately...

Unfortunately, Butters the Squirrel stole all of Gandalf's money.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-15-2005, 06:23 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, the something that Gollum found to...

Unfortunately, the something that Gollum found to eat in the Mines of Moria that wasn't stringy gave him... well,.... a rather nasty sickness. :confused:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-17-2005, 04:25 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Fortunately, Sauron was so occupied playing...

Fortunately, Sauron was so occupied playing Werewolf, he didn't even notice the Ring, and so it just sat there beside him. :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-07-2005, 08:00 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, during his daring disco dance, the...

Unfortunately, during his daring disco dance, the dastardly Ring dissappeared!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-05-2005, 12:21 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Fortunately, by the time he had rolled to Mount...

Fortunately, by the time he had rolled to Mount Doom, he was back to normal size.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-03-2005, 06:38 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Fortunately, Frodo, after eating at Gollum's...

Fortunately, Frodo, after eating at Gollum's Cafe, had a little gas. So the black smoke was blown harmlessly away.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-02-2005, 09:45 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, because the arrows had killed the...

Unfortunately, because the arrows had killed the Petty Dwarven Giants(oxy-moron! :D ) in post #980 but had fallen harmlessly to the ground in post #982 everyone was really confused. :confused:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-02-2005, 08:49 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, the hobbits, monkeys, Denethor,...

Unfortunately, the hobbits, monkeys, Denethor, and Bob the Troll had been standing right in the path of the arrows.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-02-2005, 08:31 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Fortunately, the hobbits, monkeys, Denethor, and...

Fortunately, the hobbits, monkeys, Denethor, and Bob the Troll all landing on the 'petty dwarves' had pushed them into the ground, so the giants were now stuck.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-01-2005, 01:48 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Fortunately Legolas, who had acted as... ...

Fortunately Legolas, who had acted as...

Legolas: "A Diversion!",

...had been squished by the anvil, which meant he was no longer there to endlessly talk about diversions.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-31-2005, 05:31 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, by some weird defiance of physics,...

Unfortunately, by some weird defiance of physics, neither the crash mat nor the smelling salt had stopped Frodo's descent, so he was still falling.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-30-2005, 11:22 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, Frodo saw his own headstone and...

Unfortunately, Frodo saw his own headstone and couldn't decide if he was really dead or not! (He'd had some bad meat loaf at Gollum's place, so he was not in a good state!)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-29-2005, 11:21 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, Frodo was still eating and had no...

Unfortunately, Frodo was still eating and had no idea that all this was going on!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-28-2005, 01:10 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, the man was really Saruman (Who...

Unfortunately, the man was really Saruman (Who has probably died numerous times already in this thread, but has been reincarenated just as many times! :D ), who was learning an awful lot of dark...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-26-2005, 09:40 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Fortunately, they were inside the cafe, so the...

Fortunately, they were inside the cafe, so the falling felines and diving dogs didn't matter.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-25-2005, 08:46 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Fortunately, he got so fat from all those taters...

Fortunately, he got so fat from all those taters that the Ring wouldn't fit on his finger anymore.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-24-2005, 06:25 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, the wicked witch they were working...

Unfortunately, the wicked witch they were working for did have hands.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-23-2005, 04:07 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, he dropped his finger, which was...

Unfortunately, he dropped his finger, which was invisible because of the Ring, so no one at all could find the Ring! (Meaning goods guys no see to destroy!)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-14-2005, 11:22 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Dark-Eye Unfortunately, the Balrogs were destroyed so...

Unfortunately, the Balrogs were destroyed so quickly that none of the BDers saw if they had wings or not. :mad: :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-13-2005, 05:07 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,596
Posted By Gurthang
Unfortunately, blue is a prettier color than...

Unfortunately, blue is a prettier color than white, so the Tick and the Blue Wizards had the upper hand.
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