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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-08-2013, 05:13 PM
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Posted By Bęthberry
Of course I'm innocent. I haven't seen an...

Of course I'm innocent. I haven't seen an installation of modern art since I saw Shelob at the Tate some years ago.

I'm sure that hallucinations are the only sane response to modern art. That,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-19-2012, 07:47 PM
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Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
I must protest these reporters' reports. That...

I must protest these reporters' reports. That press conference had nothing to do with the existence of the Barrow Downs or any odious insinuations about TBWH.

I was sure I was talking about...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-18-2012, 10:15 PM
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Posted By Bęthberry
I am resigned to Rune's not resigning.

I am resigned to Rune's not resigning.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-09-2012, 06:43 PM
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Posted By Bęthberry
I think our responses, G55, have demonstrated...

I think our responses, G55, have demonstrated sufficiently that cats provide a euCATastrophe and therefore pass the canonicity test.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-08-2012, 11:50 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
The cat'll come back, the very next day, TP.

The cat'll come back, the very next day, TP.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-02-2012, 02:11 PM
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Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Superb coverage, Oddwen. It's just like Hooky...

Superb coverage, Oddwen. It's just like Hooky posted the latest edition. Except not.

A report on Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey in Sherwood Forest would have rounded out the edition quite...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-09-2011, 05:43 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Innocent as Bombadil that face is. Come to think...

Innocent as Bombadil that face is. Come to think if it, that face is.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-17-2009, 03:48 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
What! Are all your journalists cockneys or...

What! Are all your journalists cockneys or something? Really, the decline in the standard of the news this week is utterly depressing. :mad:

It was "Stand at ease, Ghosties" I said, which of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-15-2009, 01:53 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Anyone who does not believe in soap has got to be...

Anyone who does not believe in soap has got to be pretty darn smelly. That's all I can say. :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-27-2009, 05:08 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Knives and forks will never replace pie fights.

Knives and forks will never replace pie fights.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-14-2009, 06:48 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Nice update, but my own copy is nicer, except it...

Nice update, but my own copy is nicer, except it didn't come with an auto-graph. Where may I lodge a loud and vociferous and thoroughly obnoxious complaint? :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-10-2009, 11:19 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
1420! woat you sayin?

But how much is a goat?[/quote]




Not to bloat the thread or anything, but you could coat your floating currency with many a pretty doting quote.

And I pray you, good m'lord, smote me not...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-28-2009, 05:44 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
I can hear the cries of blame now rising against...

I can hear the cries of blame now rising against hippie parents who brainwashed these four years olds with incessant playing of 'If I had a hammer' by Peter, Paul, and Mary.

Either that or 'hole'...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-23-2009, 06:32 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Oh noes! Mead! That's more deadly, a hundred...

Oh noes! Mead! That's more deadly, a hundred times more deadly, than port. If only I had taught the lad the Cardinal Puff drinking game when we met briefly.

Of course, I have to suspect that...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-23-2009, 11:22 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
I'm afraid the Downs has room for only one frog...

I'm afraid the Downs has room for only one frog position and that was taken early on by Rimbaud. ;)



One can have only one set of pointy appendage. Look at his nose.



That might be the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-04-2009, 02:30 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
I'm quite certain there is a yellow spandex...

I'm quite certain there is a yellow spandex costume gathering dust, mildew and cobwebs somewhere here on the Downs, left behind by a certain frog. It's a shame to let it go to waste. Why not let...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-20-2008, 10:40 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
While it is true that Americans get their best...

While it is true that Americans get their best political news from comedy shows, I don't think this British comic gives us reliable news.

For instance, I'm sure this issue is not about...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-09-2008, 11:22 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Dear Editor, It has finally been forcefully...

Dear Editor,

It has finally been forcefully brought to my attention by four and twenty blackbirds singing in my ear that a certain issue of the Downer has scandalously and scurrilously misused...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-23-2008, 07:31 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
While I was aware that SPM favoured Scottish...

While I was aware that SPM favoured Scottish bands, I was not aware that his interest extended also to the Bay City Rollers and an curious desire to imitate their sartorial style.

I heard it first...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-03-2008, 10:55 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
I am surprised and aghast and really amused by...

I am surprised and aghast and really amused by the Downers' sudden foray into American politics.

I allude of course to the headline, "Man annoyed by late bus: 'It was supposed to be here by now.'...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-27-2008, 09:36 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
what sort of con vict is she?

What I want to know is, is it con tro' versy Esty has engaged in, or con' troversy?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-13-2008, 07:50 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Since Hooky is now 21 years of age, shouldn't...

Since Hooky is now 21 years of age, shouldn't that be Mister Hookbill to you, TP?



Couldn't stand all that caterwauling outside your window all day and night, eh?

As for penguins, I've...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-08-2008, 03:46 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Finland, Finland, Finland...

Finland, Finland, Finland (http://www.last.fm/music/Monty+Python/_/Finland) :D

I must say that after that poetry debauchery which was shockingly imposed upon my abode in my absence I am srsly...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-29-2008, 02:11 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
Oh the colours you'll wear on Oxonmoot Street!

Oh what do my wondering eyes see? Esty has changed her colours.

Esty's wearing green!!!!! A green barrow downs tee shirt!!!

And I thinks it looks positibly spendid on her. :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-09-2008, 04:56 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 585,185
Posted By Bęthberry
What I want to know is if any of these Finnish...

What I want to know is if any of these Finnish maver-- er, refor--er, revolutionaries--can hunt or dress a moose.

Here's how it's done in Canada:
...
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