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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-01-2012, 03:53 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring The last port of call. How does The Hobbit...

The last port of call.

How does The Hobbit end?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-26-2012, 03:53 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 247,871
Posted By Unforgiven
Fortunately Sauron had invested in Lembas shares...

Fortunately Sauron had invested in Lembas shares and the returns from the Mirkwood Stock exchange paid for the rebuidling of the death star... i mean, mount doom. He invited everyone to the grand...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-26-2012, 03:45 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Blue and white, with red stripes, and two golden...

Blue and white, with red stripes, and two golden bells a-hanging.


How did the fellowship of the Nine be chosen, and on what merit?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-24-2012, 03:43 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 247,871
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Unfortunately an undiscovered palantir...

Unfortunately an undiscovered palantir broadcasted all of this to Sauron and he went into a fit of rage and destroyed Mount Doom.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-24-2012, 03:34 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring His Balrog proof Magneto Helmet. How...

His Balrog proof Magneto Helmet.



How old was Legolas when he met Aragorn for the first time?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-24-2012, 03:29 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 42,032
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring He hadn’t. Instead the Nazgul stabbed Sam, he...

He hadn’t. Instead the Nazgul stabbed Sam, he deflated like a balloon and was mistaken for Gollum. Gandalf drove him away and Frodo had to run around Mordor all-alone at the mercy of the real Gollum....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-23-2012, 12:42 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 42,032
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring He did, and now he wants to make the world a...

He did, and now he wants to make the world a hobbits only place... preparing for the inevitable war with mankind.


I wish Tolkien would have written the Star Wars movies.
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 10-23-2012, 12:36 PM
Replies: 217
Views: 40,643
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Werewolves, Vampires and other creatures? ...

Werewolves, Vampires and other creatures?

All at once or one at a time....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-23-2012, 12:33 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 247,871
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Fortunately, the Nazgul came riding in and...

Fortunately, the Nazgul came riding in and everyone except Gandalf fled.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-23-2012, 12:31 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Year old Lembas in skunk sauce. How did...

Year old Lembas in skunk sauce.


How did Smeagol survive for so long under the ground?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-22-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Black How old was Frodo when he got...

Black



How old was Frodo when he got the ring from Bilbo?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-22-2012, 02:39 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 247,871
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Unfortunately, with time going backwards, Legolas...

Unfortunately, with time going backwards, Legolas moved in on Aragorn again.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-22-2012, 02:28 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 247,871
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Fortunately, the uncloaked Gandalf in the bushes...

Fortunately, the uncloaked Gandalf in the bushes cast a backwards spell and everything began to run backwards.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-22-2012, 01:23 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 247,871
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Unfortunately for Legolas, Aragorn had used...

Unfortunately for Legolas, Aragorn had used superglue to mend his broken blade. .. and the end was pointy too.
Forum: Quiz Room 10-22-2012, 01:19 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 28,404
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring HOBBITS 1. Farmer Cotton 2. Smeagol 3....

HOBBITS
1. Farmer Cotton
2. Smeagol
3. Belladonna Took
4. Lalia Clayhanger Took
5. Bandobras "Bullroarer" Took
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-22-2012, 01:14 PM
Replies: 14,158
Views: 784,093
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring "You could try to get closer to me... I'm in...

"You could try to get closer to me... I'm in love... I'm in deep "

"Please come inside when you're ready to... But no chance if you don't want to dance"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-22-2012, 01:09 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring When most mountains were pebbles, Gandalf roamed...

When most mountains were pebbles, Gandalf roamed the land.



Why does one not simply walk into Mordor?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-19-2012, 02:29 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Why is Arwen near-useless? She's a couple...

Why is Arwen near-useless?

She's a couple thousand years long in the tooth, that's why.




Who or what were the Nazgul originally?
Forum: Quiz Room 10-18-2012, 03:55 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 28,404
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring HOBBITS 1. Farmer Cotton 2. Smeagol

HOBBITS
1. Farmer Cotton
2. Smeagol
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-18-2012, 03:52 PM
Replies: 14,158
Views: 784,093
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Hey, who does your flaxen hair? I could use a...

Hey, who does your flaxen hair? I could use a good wash and wax.
Forum: Quiz Room 10-18-2012, 03:47 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 28,404
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Windfola Eowyn's grey horse One more to...

Windfola Eowyn's grey horse

One more to go... hi ho, silver away!

1. Bill
2. Firefoot
3. Brego
4. Nahar
5. Strider
6. Roheryn
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-18-2012, 03:40 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Why does Elrond have grey eyes? They were...

Why does Elrond have grey eyes?

They were green but he looked too hard at Gandalf the Grey and... poof!




Why were Tom Bombadil and Glorfindel not featured in the PJ movie trilogy?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-17-2012, 03:56 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Q - Why do dwarves wear their beards so long? ...

Q - Why do dwarves wear their beards so long?

A - None of the dwarves looked as good as Dopey. The beards were a beautification.


Where did Gandalf The Grey go to become The White?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-11-2012, 02:55 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 37,074
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring Q - Why is hobbit hair curly? A - No one...

Q - Why is hobbit hair curly?

A - No one invented a comb in Hobbiton.



Why are the Elves mostly archers, the humans swordsmen and do dwarves wield the axe?
Forum: Quiz Room 10-09-2012, 03:30 PM
Replies: 275
Views: 28,404
Posted By Unforgiven
Ring 1. Bill 2. Firefoot, Éomer's ride.

1. Bill
2. Firefoot, Éomer's ride.
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