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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-16-2016, 09:48 AM
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Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Pipe What Hookbill does best

Alternatively he will have to seduce a high ranking civilservant, so that he books may be found at every library across the land!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-10-2015, 02:47 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
I think I need to up the budget for the Diet...

I think I need to up the budget for the Diet Crtics Department.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-13-2013, 01:53 PM
Replies: 3,394
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Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Good to see that you left out invisible horse...

Good to see that you left out invisible horse meat scandal that my company most definitely had nothing to do with... and which never happened... yeah.

Incredible how efficient a few well placed...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-20-2013, 04:50 PM
Replies: 3,394
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Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
I have a beard! Although it is not of dwarven...

I have a beard!
Although it is not of dwarven splendure.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-18-2012, 04:31 PM
Replies: 3,394
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Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
The twist to the story is that I actually didn't...

The twist to the story is that I actually didn't resign.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-30-2012, 08:28 PM
Replies: 3,394
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Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
I am not amused!

I am not amused!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-09-2012, 05:28 PM
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Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
I was sort of expecting a poem dedicated to me......

I was sort of expecting a poem dedicated to me... it is an anniversary issue after all.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-02-2012, 04:31 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
I will be launching a men's fragrance series...

I will be launching a men's fragrance series soon, it is in the final development stages, right now under the working title "Beef it up"

In other news:

Rune's Quality Beef is contemplating a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2012, 02:13 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Oh was that for the genocide? I used it all...

Oh was that for the genocide?

I used it all in my failed attempt to seduce a dozen llamas, that I met at an Engelbert Humperdinck concert.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-13-2012, 05:47 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
The genocide has been put on hold, until I have...

The genocide has been put on hold, until I have managed to acquire some more butter.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-23-2012, 10:34 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Never before did I notice how much Shasta...

Never before did I notice how much Shasta resembles Data from Next Generation.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-13-2011, 08:22 AM
Replies: 3,394
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Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Tolkien I just looked through the last two pages of this...

I just looked through the last two pages of this thread, just to catch up on the headlines and see what I missed. It was a very enjoyable read, although I am sure I paid for some adverts. . .?

How...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-04-2010, 04:17 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Rune's Quality Beef is always looking to improve...

Rune's Quality Beef is always looking to improve our products and constantly try to develop new ones.

That is why we expect to launch different almost meat free vegetarian products within near...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-08-2010, 01:14 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
More or less, but it is only because the beef is...

More or less, but it is only because the beef is THAT good! (also it is very reasonably priced. . . I am practically giving it away and hardly making a profit)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-06-2010, 09:56 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
If people would just eat more quality beef, this...

If people would just eat more quality beef, this incident could have been avoided all together.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-02-2010, 07:03 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Has anybody seen my Top Cat video?

Has anybody seen my Top Cat video?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-22-2010, 07:37 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Yes my hair has a life of its own and I respect...

Yes my hair has a life of its own and I respect its privacy, that is why I keep it locked up in the closet.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-23-2010, 05:37 PM
Replies: 3,394
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Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Something involving pork chops and binge drinking.

Something involving pork chops and binge drinking.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-23-2010, 05:32 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
I am not sure I approve of that reaction to my...

I am not sure I approve of that reaction to my troubles.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-17-2010, 10:25 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Personaly I will creat a copy of Sean Penn's very...

Personaly I will creat a copy of Sean Penn's very first car, only I will make it out of butter and grass.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-12-2010, 08:51 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Rune's Quality Beef will like to make an official...

Rune's Quality Beef will like to make an official statement saying: You'll never get me dead!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-07-2010, 02:40 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Official announcments. . .for the archive.

Rune's Quality Beef would like to point out that our investment in a statue of Bernard Evans has not only been our most profitable investment ever, but it has also increased the living standards of...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-14-2010, 07:48 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
Hookbill, I shall pay you a cottage of beef, if...

Hookbill, I shall pay you a cottage of beef, if Lottie is refered to as "local banjo" in all future issues of the downer.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-11-2010, 04:46 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
I haven't been following the comic, so I will...

I haven't been following the comic, so I will have to ask a silly question. . .

Are all these responses for real or is everybody using sarcasm?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-07-2010, 06:41 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 591,782
Posted By Rune Son of Bjarne
I bought a pie the other day, it told me that it...

I bought a pie the other day, it told me that it had the "right" to strangle me. . . I didn't belive it and ate it.
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