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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-04-2015, 03:40 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
Dear Sir and/or Madam Editor:
It has been...
Dear Sir and/or Madam Editor: It has been many months past since I've endeavored to issue complaints regarding anything. I dwelt on this strange, perturbing turn of events recently, and discovered... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-01-2012, 07:18 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
PPfft! It's the Ministry of Magnetic Affairs, not...
PPfft! It's the Ministry of Magnetic Affairs, not the Department of Magnetic Affairs. And the only department heads we have are pickled in jars. :D |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-08-2012, 09:46 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
To whom it may consume:...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR To whom it may consume: I have been told that your tabloid has a "new look". Well, I actually haven't been told of this "new look", but I did manage to read the previous... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-25-2010, 03:40 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
How does one drink oneself into a "comma"?
I...
How does one drink oneself into a "comma"? I can see drinking oneself to the point of exclamation points, or even question marks, but not a comma. And I won't even mention colons, as that is a... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-08-2010, 09:42 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
"Tree Kidnaps on the Rise?" "Oddwen Captures...
"Tree Kidnaps on the Rise?" "Oddwen Captures Another?" Now that's what I call being on 'the huorns of a dilemma'. Very ENTertaining. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-01-2010, 03:27 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
Posted By
Morthoron
A Letter To The Editor
To whom it may...
A Letter To The Editor To whom it may concern: I must strenuously protest the lack of a new issue of your tabloid. It has been over a week now, and I find the veritable interregnum of an... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-11-2009, 09:56 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
Of further note, I vote that floating groats for...
Of further note, I vote that floating groats for doting on quotes with rote emotes does indeed bloat like a mote-eyed stoat in a sinking boat on a moat, or perhaps an oat compote stuck in one's... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-24-2009, 06:18 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
EDITORIAL REPLY
To the Editorial Staff:
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EDITORIAL REPLY To the Editorial Staff: I must take exception to the notion that the Barrow Downs is to be airlifted off the face of Arda with the intention that it shall be tossed 'into the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-07-2009, 07:29 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Dear Sir and/or Madam: ...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR Dear Sir and/or Madam: Rumors of my affair with a box have bin overblown. Pandora and I are merely friends, in case you weren't aware. She's really not my type, as she has... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-26-2009, 05:51 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
To the so-called Editor:
I must again...
To the so-called Editor: I must again vehemently protest your staff's annoying lack of mentioning me in your inane paper. It has been several issues now, and I have not been linked to iceberg... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-16-2009, 01:53 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
To the editorial staff --
I must make plain my...
To the editorial staff -- I must make plain my displeasure at your copyreader's inability to properly spell check your headlines, particularly when the blurb regards yours truly. In the 'Downer... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-05-2009, 08:09 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
Posted By
Morthoron
Dear Editor:
I have heard that you recently...
Dear Editor: I have heard that you recently opined the lack of interest in the Barrow Downs Newspaper, and a pronounced apathy on the part of your once avid readership. Well, I can tell you from a... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-10-2009, 07:36 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
Pffft...Silly Downers. I am a Barrow-wight, thus...
Pffft...Silly Downers. I am a Barrow-wight, thus I have no entrails. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-24-2008, 11:56 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
Editorial Reply
Dear Editorial Staff:
I...
Editorial Reply Dear Editorial Staff: I must highly protest your use of an alleged 'poem' by that arrogant Dark Elf fellow in your Christmas edition of the 'Downer. Such impertinence is... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-23-2008, 01:45 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-21-2008, 08:27 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
Posted By
Morthoron
EDITORIAL REPLY
Dear Editor:
This...
EDITORIAL REPLY Dear Editor: This week's edition of your newspaper was much abbreviated. I appreciate the shortened version. I request you make further reductions in your future editions. With... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-01-2008, 12:04 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
Posted By
Morthoron
EDITORIAL REPLY
Dear Sirs,
Regarding my...
EDITORIAL REPLY Dear Sirs, Regarding my editorial reply of 11-30-08, it would seem I made a slight error in my letter to you, in that I mistakenly forgot to include the actual issue I was... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-30-2008, 06:48 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
Posted By
Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Dear Sirs,
I must...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR Dear Sirs, I must make my disdain and contempt as clear as possible, in words that are succinct and sentences devoid of superfluity. No beating around the bush, no... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-16-2008, 08:19 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR (Sung to the tune of 'Thick...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR (Sung to the tune of 'Thick as a Brick') Dear Downer Staff: I hope you don't mind this editorial roast, But your eyelids might blister while you're reading this post. I... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-09-2008, 05:13 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
To whom it may concern:...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR To whom it may concern: I am just dropping a line to commend a superlative article in the most recent 'Downer, entitled ''Panic as Burning Bloke Enters Playground" by E. D.... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-27-2008, 07:45 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
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Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Dear Sirs,
We at...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR Dear Sirs, We at the North Downs Renaissance Festival express our blistering outrage concerning the staggering loss suffered by many of our performers in the wake of the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-19-2008, 07:25 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
Posted By
Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
To the person and/or...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR To the person and/or persons dubiously titled 'Editor' and/or 'Editorial Staff': It is rare that I appear on these pages as myself. I usually write op/ed pieces as some... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-14-2008, 07:49 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
Posted By
Morthoron
Thanks for the clarification. I now feel better...
Thanks for the clarification. I now feel better about the pms I've gotten from Estelyn. ;) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-05-2008, 09:41 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
Posted By
Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
To whom it may concern:...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR To whom it may concern: I must voice my contempt of your hiring of Morthoron in an editorial capacity for your paper. It smacks of insincerity and crass publicity hiring... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-28-2008, 04:27 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 598,394
Posted By
Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Dear Sirs:
I must...
LETTER TO THE EDITOR Dear Sirs: I must protest in the most strenuous terms the recent issue of your paper found here: http://forum.barrowdowns.com//showpost.php?p=569047&postcount=1223 The... |
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