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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-07-2006, 09:18 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately, No one knew how to operate the...

Unfortunately, No one knew how to operate the tanks, machine guns and what-not so they just hung tealights from them and had wonderful parties.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-15-2005, 09:53 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately .... Bart Simpson, in search of his...

Fortunately .... Bart Simpson, in search of his missing Butterfingers, finds the One-ring and is on his way up Mt. Doom.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-11-2005, 12:23 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately, all the odd-ball creatures were...

Fortunately, all the odd-ball creatures were located at the "Mall of Middle Earth".
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-09-2005, 07:15 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately, None of those things belonged in...

Fortunately, None of those things belonged in Middle Earth.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-08-2005, 11:31 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately, Sams choking caught the attention of...

Fortunately, Sams choking caught the attention of one Valar - Tulkas laughed!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-07-2005, 09:50 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately, Most of her popularity was due to...

Unfortunately, Most of her popularity was due to the sudden, large amount of cheap manual labor available - labor that soon turned out to be mostly from under age lice.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-06-2005, 09:34 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately ---> Gimli grew jealous of...

Unfortunately ---> Gimli grew jealous of Aragorn's green leg hair, and the subsequent elaborate braids it bore, and in a rebellious moment shaved his whole body bare!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2005, 10:13 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas...

Fortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas and smote him where he stood. :p


sorry, couldn't resist!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2005, 09:27 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Leaf Fortunately ... Legolas' bow addiction bled...

Fortunately ... Legolas' bow addiction bled over into other pretty things such as puppy dogs and teddy bears. And everyone began to have champagne kisses and caviar dreams - just as Eru intended.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-04-2005, 07:58 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately; over time everyone grew desensitized...

Fortunately; over time everyone grew desensitized over what determines beauty and rebuilt all of Middle Earth into a vast wasteland - with a pink bow in the middle!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-01-2005, 07:45 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately ... (well I was gonna write about...

Unfortunately ... (well I was gonna write about all the elves being sick of life ... nah too obvious) Due to over hunting of the elusive Tapiocalope - the main ingredient in tapioca - they were put...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-30-2005, 09:05 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Palantir-Green Fortunately . , The smell of tapioca makes elves...

Fortunately . , The smell of tapioca makes elves nauseous :p
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-30-2005, 09:02 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Boots Fortunately ... The custard had a strange tapioca...

Fortunately ... The custard had a strange tapioca scent about it!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-29-2005, 09:49 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately Tying a dwarves beard is a high...

Fortunately
Tying a dwarves beard is a high form of compliment, subservience and skullduggery.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-28-2005, 07:06 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately Eru/God had a very wise first-mate...

Fortunately Eru/God had a very wise first-mate who was equally adept in any universe. And with his platonic looks and pointed ears you'd think he was stuffy if it wasn't for the infrequent but...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-28-2005, 12:14 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Question Fortunately; The "powers that be", {-Eru/God-...

Fortunately; The "powers that be", {-Eru/God- two separate or the same entities} concluded that the only way to get by this impasse was to embrace the fear that is Aztec Rules Tic-TacToe. But in...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-27-2005, 08:36 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately . . . The throbbing headache the...

Unfortunately . . .
The throbbing headache the next morning from the Barrowdowners idea of "comfort" was so acute that Manwe banned an further playing of Risk, Ent slaying and Icelandic cuisine...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-27-2005, 08:15 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately . ; ' , [ / ] The native...

Unfortunately . ; ' , [ / ]
The native Icelandic cuisine - Hákarl, shark meat that's been buried until it's putrefied; Ram's Testicles pickled in whey & Slátur, sheep innards tied up in sheep's...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-25-2005, 10:44 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately . . . The game was switched to...

Fortunately . . .

The game was switched to "Aztec Rules Tic-Tac-Toe".
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-23-2005, 10:18 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately . . . . Aragorn - or Charles...

Unfortunately . . . .

Aragorn - or Charles as he's known at the swank country clubs - got his little finger broken by a clumsy waiter who was just passing by as "Charles" was having a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-20-2005, 08:29 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately . . . The black and white keys...

Fortunately . . .

The black and white keys learned to co-exist in social harmony.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-20-2005, 01:52 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately . ^ . * . & . @ Each...

Unfortunately . ^ . * . & . @

Each individual piece respawned into an even more evil piano which only plays "The Entertainer" over and over and over ....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-19-2005, 01:57 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
1420! Fortunately . , . , . This elixir...

Fortunately . , . , .

This elixir transformed the Piano into Bagpipes made from the appendages of Shelob, Werewolf bladder, Swallow tongues & proper grammar.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-17-2005, 10:22 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Fortunately . . . . They were African Swallows...

Fortunately . . . .
They were African Swallows - which we all know are non-migratory.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-16-2005, 09:49 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,611
Posted By Ordimor
Unfortunately . . . . . The wallets were...

Unfortunately . . . . .
The wallets were made out of squirrel skins and lined with cheese. Upon seeing this, Eru - who we know is lactose intolerant - dropped the wallets in which were...
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