[Nari]

Is the title long enough? Anyway. These are some signs that you might (just might!) be completely and utterly obsessed with this movie. If you answer "yes" to at least seven, you are definately obsessed.

1) When someone tries to get past you in a room or somewhere, you scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!" and throw them off of a cliff.

2) You bought some Rogaine and tried to grow more hair on your feet.

3) You surgically got your ears pointed.

4) You have an Orlando/Elijah shrine in your bedroom. But who doesn't?

5) You've had your name legally changed five times. First to Aragorn. Then to Strider. Then to Estel. It goes on.

6) You spend all of your free time trying to learn to talk to people through your mind.

7) You even think Gimli is cute.

8) You've started checking out movies with people from FOtR in them. Ex: Flipper, Babe.

9) You left your home and belongings to go live under a hill.

10) You moved to New Zealand and demand the natives take you to the home of Elijah.

11) You eye random people suspiciously and tell them not to even THINK about taking your One Ring.

12) You sit at home at night and whisper sweet nothings to your little ring, even though you hate it. But you love it. But you hate it. Your precioussss.....

13) You sneak into people's gardens and steal vegatables, then come up with witty comments about it.

14) You've learned to contort your face exactly like Bilbo's when you want something.

15) You've taken up archery.

16) You learn to speak Elvish fluently and refuse to talk to anyone without subtitles magically appearing under you.

17) You've bewitched a stick to look just like Gandalf or Saruman's staff.

18) You aim your bow at anyone who agrees that Orlando is cute. You know he will marry you, and only you. Liv for the boys!

19) You throw rings into the fire and touch them, just to see if they're cold when you take them out.

20) You continuously rant about your quests and journeys, and how tiresome it is to be chased by Ringwraiths, and then run away with the nearest stranger, because you've said too much and you know you can always trust strangers.

21) You've grown a beard, even if you're a woman, just so you can braid it and be really cool.

22) You wear clothes just like Gandalf.

23) You are currently stalking Peter Jackson, and demanding to know what happened to Tom.

24) You are prepared to release your troops against the evil orcs who snub FOtR for best movie.

25) You read stupid little tests created by some girl at 2:15 am just to make sure if you're obsessed or not.