When Sam returned to the Shire, the very first thing he did was take up parasailing because, "As my ol' Gaffer used to say to me: 'Life t'a'int worth livin' till ya learn three things. One, dedication to yer ring-bearing, hairy-footed Baggins friends; two, make a LONG journeny to a really big, boiling volcano and almost get killed 60 gajillion times along the way; and three, take up the grand sport of parasailing!'" Eventually though, about seventeen years later, he and Lobelia S-B FINALLY settled down (like I always knew would happen - I mean, what's up with the whole Frodo-and-Sam-are-gay thing???) and they had fourteen children. Names: "Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Thorin....." etc.
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What does Frodo find in Lobelia's umbrella when he searches it?
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"'Hold it up!' said Gandalf. 'And look closely.'
As Frodo did so, he now saw fine lines, finer than the finest pen-strokes, running along the ring, outside and inside: lines of fire that seemed to form the letters of a flowing script. They shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.
'I cannot read the fiery letters,' said Frodo in a quavering voice.
'No,' said Gandalf, 'but I can. The letters are Elvish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. But this in the Common Tongue is what is said, close enough:
One Ring to Bring them all and in the darkness bind them.'"
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