Boromir said "EEEEWWWW!! Its evil! Icky icky evil, get it away!!"
Frodo Said "Its gotta go, but I'm not doing it! Make Bilbo go, hes gonna die soon anyway."
Aragorn said "I'll destroy it and look all heroic and will have women throwing themselves at my feet!" at that comment smiles a wide fake grin, all mirrors nearby break.
Legolas said, "Ohmigod! That is so like tacky! Gold? Yuck! Thats like soo eighties! What was sauron thinking?
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What was gollum's favorite phrase?
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Snow white! Snow White! O' Lady Clear! O' Queen Beyond the Western Seas!
O' light to us that wander here amid the world of woven trees!
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