A nazgul is the finest delicacy available on Middle Earth. I have not had the pleasure of tasting it, but I have heard that it tastes like strawberries pureed with whipped cream, vanilla, caramel, and white chocolate. As a result, it is slight pinkish. But this treat is rare, being hard to make plus it must be refridgerated. Since there are no refridgerators in Middle Earth, the only nine nazguls ever made went bad, and started to chase short people on horses and stab them.
Nazgul1: Short guy!
Nazgul2: Chase him!
nazgul3: Yay!
*later*
Nazgul5: With our cool special effects, we will stab you!
Frodo: Ouch! I'm being attacked by my desert! I knew there was something gone terribly wrong with the school lunch ladies' experiment!
What relation is Sauron to Sam?
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