Ronald McDonald created the Ents as attractions at his McFunWorld. Unfortunately for Ronnie, the Ents rebelled against his leadership because he forced them to entertain the kiddies by threatening to take away their hair curlers and nail polish. The terrified Ents managed to escape with the help of a certain Minillium Dresspeter, but he was more controlling than Ronnie, making the Ents work in his circus to 'pay off' their debt that they incurred when he rescued them. The Ents escaped from him, too, and are now living on reserves in Middle-Earth. The reserves are much too small, but they console themselves by saying that it is better than waking up to the smell of BigMacs.
Question: Does Frodo eat the red ones last? (Ever heard of Smarties?)
And yes, I am studying the French revolution in history. How did you guess?
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