Some dating agency set them up. It was not fun. Bilbo's date "William" had no table manners and when they went to dinner, the troll insisted on Bilbo paying for the very large meal that "William" had. Afterwards, "William" wanted to go out for ice cream, then spilled the Mordor sundae they were sharing (since Bilbo was running out of money) all over Bilbo's new waistcoat. Bilbo was not pleased with his date.
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Why did Eowyn want to go to battle?
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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