Elves are supposed to be "wise and beautiful," but in reality they're the evil little purple cockroaches that sneak into your house at night and raid your fridge.
Mirkwood was a theme park in Valinor, but then they moved it to Middle-earth and their stock crashed, so they just closed it and made it into a castle for the Elven-king *cough cough* Lord of the Cockroaches *cough*
How was golf invented in Middle-earth (this is a hard one because the real answer is already funny!)
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