Pippin saw that Hobbit Foot Locker was having a SHOE SAAAAAAAAAAALE! His reaction was a high-pitched squeal and then he jumped up and down for a few seconds, after that he grabbed Merry and went to Hobbiton Mall where they each bought three pairs of shoes before realizing that hobbits don't wear shoes. Unfortunately, Hobbit Foot Locker had a no-return policy. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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How much wood would a woodchuck- no wait a minute. . . [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Okay, who were the first hobbits of the Shire?
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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