Has anyone read "Artemis Fowl" by Eoin Colfer. Sadly the Elves in his books are little people albeit little people with really kickass weaponry. It gives a really detailed not to mention humourous account of how hard it is to kill a troll. I mean Butler hit it with a mace between the shoulderblades, put two bullets in it's chest and three bullets between it's eyes and it still didn't die.
[ November 02, 2002: Message edited by: Dimaldaeon ]
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