Lord of the Pants...
Found this on another message site and thought it hilarious. Add your own! Just replace 'pants' where it's funny.
Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
Gandalf: When in doubt, Meriadoc Brandybuck, follow your pants.
Sam: Were you in Farmer Maggot's pants again?
One pair of pants to rule them all, etc.
Frodo: I wish the pants had never come to me.
Aragorn: You have my sword...
Legolas: And my pants.
Haldir: Your dwarf breathes so loud we could've shot him in the pants. (Or pantsed him in the dark, but it's the same difference.)
Elrond: I was there the day the strength of pants failed.
Saruman: Sauron's pants are growing stronger.
Me and my sis spend hours putting these toghether because we have nothing else to do all day...
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