[tangerine]

Ok, here's a good one to get this thread rolling:

"Maybe, we have a thousand fit to fight on foot. But most of them have seen too many winters, as I have, or too few, as my son's son here. What news or Erkenbrand? Word came yesterday that he was retreating hither with all that is left of the best Riders of Westfold. But he has not come."

start cracking!