My favorite part:
Quote:
Ages ago, in the 1980s, Sauron first burned the Disks of Power in the Mainframe of Doom.
Nine for the kings of men… Easily corrupted by simple viruses.
Seven for the Dwarf Lords… Greedy enough to invest capital in doomed dot.com ventures…
Three for the Elves… Wise enough to immediately virus check and backup…
They remained hidden.
One Disk to rule them all
One Disk to find them
One Disk to bring them all
And on the server bind them.
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