[The Green Ringwraith]

If MY most recent dream came true... I would drop LOTR so fast their heads would spin.

((BTW< I woke up screaming "STOP THE MADNESS! STOP THE MADNESS!))

Aragorn and Legolas were singing Ozzy Osbourne songs with millions of fainting girls at their feet; Pippin and Merry were singing TV themes such as "Friends", "Boy Meets World", and "Bob the Builder"; Sam was chasing Bill the Pony with a dewormer in his hands; Gandalf, Saruman, and Sauron were in a big online chat fight; Frodo was playing against Gollum in "Tomb Raider" to see who would get the Ring; and Arwen and Eowyn were fighting over Aragorn. Galadriel, Elrond, and some other not so important characters watched Gimli get drunk on Dwarven Ale while playing poker amongest themselves; Boromir was running around the whole scene yelling "The BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"; and the Orcs were tangoeing with the Nazgul.