I'm going to cut this short, since it's quite lengthy, but it's got all you pink Nazgul dreamers beat to a pulp:
*I go to see TTT in an amphitheater.
*Sauron is there. He looks like a chicken egg with anime hair and evil eyes. He is also wearing a candy-striped cape.
* As I sit down and the lights dim, Sauron and the two minions who are with him suddenly turn into GIANT teddy bears (Sauron looks like the Snuggles bear) and sit down behind me.
*Meanwhile, the Fellowship (minus Gandalf) is late for the movie premiere. Aragorn and Legolas are bickering about something. Frodo and Sam are playing playstation. The others are just sitting there dumbly.
*A lady dumps water over their heads, and suddenly Legolas looks like Viggo Mortensen!!! *gasp*
*They reach an abandoned town about a mile form the theater (they can clearly see Snuggles Sauron) called Hobbiton....
My first LotR-related dream... and a darn good one too! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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