To all members of the Barrow Downs Birding Club:
Please note that Miss Bird is currently trapped in the tombs of Numenor and is not responding to requests for interviews. It is hoped that she will be rescued next week, and will make her reappearance at the Barrow Downs. This, however, is not certain, given the vagaries of RPGs, and those who travel with her!
All requests for promotional appearances should be deferred until that date.
Camelia Goodchilde,
Press Secretary for Mistress Bird aboard
the Lonely Star
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