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Old 03-12-2003, 01:58 PM   #6
Mornie Alantie
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it
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Mornie Alantie has just left Hobbiton.
Tolkien

Instead of coming back as Gandalf the white he comes back as a jedi. uh oh.

Pippin talks like Jar Jar.

Merry is Leonardo de Caprio.

Sam is as skinny as a twig.

Frodo has a super deep voice like Arnold S.

Legolas is the most famous movie star that cant act.

Gimli is a Jawa.

Boromir holds his sword up and lets the orcs hack him to bits (trying to do what Obi-wan did)

Galadriel Rules in a crountry called Lothboo a cross between Lothlorien and Naboo.

Aragorn and Arwen greatly exagerate how much their love is "suffering".

Rivendell is a high tech elf center.

Moria has starship shaped Pillars.

Sauron sets up a senate.

Faramir creates a light saber.

Eowyn is Frodo's sister.

Actually as long as he doesn't get into a buddist suffering fit like in Episode II Goerge is and ok director [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] .
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