Instead of coming back as Gandalf the white he comes back as a jedi. uh oh.
Pippin talks like Jar Jar.
Merry is Leonardo de Caprio.
Sam is as skinny as a twig.
Frodo has a super deep voice like Arnold S.
Legolas is the most famous movie star that cant act.
Gimli is a Jawa.
Boromir holds his sword up and lets the orcs hack him to bits (trying to do what Obi-wan did)
Galadriel Rules in a crountry called Lothboo a cross between Lothlorien and Naboo.
Aragorn and Arwen greatly exagerate how much their love is "suffering".
Rivendell is a high tech elf center.
Moria has starship shaped Pillars.
Sauron sets up a senate.
Faramir creates a light saber.
Eowyn is Frodo's sister.
Actually as long as he doesn't get into a buddist suffering fit like in Episode II Goerge is and ok director [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] .
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