Sam: Well, Frodo. We've finally got to Mount Doom and destroyed the Ring. Middle-earth is FREE!!
Frodo: Duhhh.....
Sam: Frodo are you okay?
Frodo: Duhhh.....
*Sam snaps his fingers in front of Frodo's face and waves his hands at him*
Sam: FRODO!!! EARTH TO FRODO!!
*Frodo points to a sign in the rock*
Frodo: Duhhh........
The sign says Mt. Happy Bunnies
Frodo: Duhhh.....
Sam: Duhhh....
***THREE WEEKS LATER***
Sam: Duhhh.....
Frodo: Duhhh....
[Okay, pretty stupid, but its all i could think of. I'm tired. Time for bedses.]
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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