Ah, it saddens me to make fun of Sam, but it also is a challenge.... so here are my reasons why I (not seriously) think Sam is evil:
- He's a farmer, and anyone who has seen Seven Samurai KNOWS that farmers are BAD!
- He stole Frodo's gear when he thought Frodo was dead
- He pretended to be an Orc, and orc=bad
- He calls Rabbit conies and conie sounds like cronie and cronie means crook so he likes to eat ... crooks? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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