-Sam is evil because he broke a carrot. A poor defensless carrot.
-Sam is evil because... uh... he smokes. Yeah... because he smokes weed. Just like Gandalf and Bilbo and all those people...
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He teacheth my hands to war; so that a bow of steel is broken by my arms.-II Samuel 22:35
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