[ElentariGreenleaf]

Hehehe. I wanna do I rip off of LotR!! Here's how it goes (the WHOLE thing hopefully) Can be based on the book or the film. I'm gonna do a mixture.

*Bilbo is organising a HUGE party for him and Frodo's birthday*

Gandalf walks up to Bilbo's door and knocks on it.

Bilbo: "No visitors."

Gandalf: "Not even tough wizards who might get angry and set firework butterflies on you?

Bilbo: "Gandalf? Come in!" *mutters* "Wouldn't wanna make him angry."
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Bilbo: "Cup of ale?"
Gandalf: "Oh, yes please!"
*There is a knock on the door*
Bilbo: "Confound these relatives. Never give me a moment of piece. What do you want?"
Voice: "You to hurry up and peg it"
Bilbo: "Sorry, not while I have my pressssssioussssss!"
Voice: "ok, I'll try again tomorrow."
Bilbo: "Sorry, won't be here!"
*person leaves*
Bilbo: "I want to see mountains again, Gandalf. Mountains. Go exploring again."
Gandalf: "So, you intend to go through with your little pathetic, useless, gonna fail plan then?"
Bilbo: "Um.... yes."
Gandalf: "Frodo suspects something."
Bilbo: Well, he would. He's a Baggins, not some Fool of a Took!"
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You continue the story rip off now!