Why, to make funnies of course! At least I do. Oi, I scared my dog when I was blowing my nose...that can't be good...
Oh wait! I've got one!
*The Fellowship stares in awe as the Lord and Lady of Lorien glide down the stairs*
Merry:*whispering to Pip* She's so graceful...
*Galadriel trips and falls headfirst down the stairs while Celeborn looks on in distaste*
Galadriel: GRR!! I thought I told Haldir to salt those stairs!!!
Celeborn: Now, dear, I thought I told you to stop wearing those stilettos. You know you can't walk in them!
*Galadriel lifts her skirt up a bit so the bright pink heels can be seen*
Galadriel: But they're so pretty...
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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