Ha ha! I shall resurrect this thread.
Frodo: So Galadriel what will I REALLY see when i look in here?
Galadriel: I dunno. it changes from time to time. It costs money though.
Frodo: Aw, gee. I'm flat broke...
*Galadriel picks up Frodo by his feet and shakes him upside down, and about $100 falls out of his pockets.
Frodo: Heh heh...um, how much does it cost?
Galadriel: All you got.
Frodo: WHAT?!?
Galadriel: Cough it up, buster.
*Frodo grudgingly hands her the money*
Galadriel: Now look in the mirror. I wanna go back to bed.
*Frodo looks in the mirror, but he screams and falls on the ground rubbing his eyes and crying*
Galadriel: I know what it is you saw....no wait, actually i dont. What did you see?
Frodo: Horrid....Celeborn....dancing.....LEATHER!!!!
Galadriel: WHAT?!?!? *storms off upstairs muttering curses in elvish*
s'all.
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