[dragoneyes]

*The naxt morning the fellowship leave lorien in quite a hurry, Frodo avoiding Celeborn as much as possible. They are given boats and Aragorn immediately rushes to the bow of his and stares out forwards in his best heroic pose, sheilding his eyes from the suddenly blinding sun*
Sam: Aragorn, we've not even untied the boat. Speaking of untying, I need rope!
Random elf: Sure here have some. *hands Sam some rope*
Rope: *barks*
Sam: wow, it's almost magical
Elf: Almost magical? Are you dense? The rope just flippin barked!
Sam: I suppose elven magic is just too subtle for folk like me to notice it.
Rope: *barks in agreement*
Elf: Subtle? You call that subtle?
Sam: Why yes, it feels different to normal rope somehow, yet looks and acts the same as normal rope
Rope: *barks*
Elf: You call that normal?
Sam: Well no, not quite, it has a sort of Elven quality.
Elf: What? You must have some really weird rope where you come from!
Galadriel: Before you go! I have some gifts.
Fellowship: PRESENTS! *rush to Galadriel and line up*
Galadriel: To you Legolas, I give a bow.
Legolas: Wicked! *runs off to test out bow*
Galadriel: To you, Pippin, I give a belt and things.
Pippin: Excellent!
Galadriel: And you Merry, you get exactly the same.
Merry: Why does everyone do that? Oh, Pippin would like that, so Merry must like it too! *mumbles a bit more*
Galadriel: Aragorn, you get some stuff which isn't actually all that useful.
Aragorn: Wowee!
Galadriel: Brormir, here, a belt.
Boromir: Oh gee, a belt. I couldn't have got that anywhere in Gondor at all! No, of course not.
Galadriel: Sam, here, I present to you... a box of dirt.
Sam: Amazing!
Galadriel: Amazing? I thought that was the worst of the lot! Anyway, to you Frodo, I give you something which might possibly be useful. Here, I give you a glass jar.
Frodo: How is a glass jar useful?
Galadriel: I don't know, you could pawn it somewhere when you run out of money.
Frodo: But wait! It glows!
Galadriel: It glows? Damn! The fireflies got in it again!