Frodo: *sniff sniff* Why is everyone so mean to me?!?!?
Murmurs from everyone:
...your hair is greasy...
...your eyes are too big...
...your feet smell...
...you act like a wuss...
...you make too weird of faces...
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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