[purplefluffychainsaw]

I know most of the LotR poems/ songs etc. off by heart. And most of the book. I will sit there at the end of exams and use the spare paper to write out, say, the council of Elrond or something.
And I always sing the bath song when I ahve a bath.
Sing hey for the bath at the close of day
that washes the warey mud away
a loon is he that will not sing
O! Water Hot is a noble thing

Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain
But better than rain and rippling stream
is Water Hot that smokes and steams

Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed
But better is beer if drink we lack
and Water Hot poured down the back

Sweet is the water that leaps on high
in a fountain white beneath the sky
But never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!

See... I'm sad. I even made up my own version of the I sit song.
you know
I sit beside the fire and think...