id ask saruman if those nails are real, and if he has them properly manicured at a salon.
id also like to ask sauron what its like to be a flaming eyeball, and if he has a complex air-conditioning system in mordor
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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