i'd talk to frodo and ask him if he got his eyes surgically enlarged because how else could they be so damned big?
then i would talk to merry and ask him about his one-sided mouth thing...
And finally i would talk to Aragorn about his growly-snarly-mouth thing
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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