Frodo gets into the cab
"Where to guv? The Crack of Doom? Well, I'll have to go round by Minas Morgul. Morannon can be murder at this time of the day ...
Ere, you'll never guess who I 'ad in the back of my cab the other day. That Saruman bloke. Straight up, guv. Not often you see Istari in these parts ...
Well, will you look at the state of Middle Earth these days. I blame that Sauron bloke myself. If you ask me, things were much better in Melkor's day. None of these wimpy Shelob types. We 'ad Ungoliant then. Now, there's a spider to admire ...
OK, 'ere we are, guv. That'll be 50 gold pieces please ... oh, and the One Ring".
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!
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