[Sillabub]

Wow...deja-vu all over again (with the school-computers thing)! Anyways, this one's based more from the book but oh well...

*gandalf knocks on door*
Frodo: GO AWAY!!!!
Gandalf: I BEG your pardon?!?!
Frodo: OH! Sorry! I thought you were Lobelia...
Gandalf: Nevermind that! Where's me precio- uhh, I mean, where's the ring?
Frodo: what ring? I have TONS of rings!
Gandalf: THE ring...Bilbo's ring
frodo: oh. Bilbo's ring. Why?
Gandalf: when Bilbo left you the ring, he knew little of what responsibility he was bestowing upon you-
Frodo: what responsibility?
Gandalf: He left you something really powerful
Frodo: really? what?
Gandalf: The Ring
Frodo: oh. what's so special about a little magic ring?
Gandalf: THE Ring. And it's very powerful
Frodo: what's so powerful about one tiny ring? lots of people have rings!
Gandalf: how many people have The Ring?
Frodo: I dunno?
Gandalf: Like I said, The One Ring is a very powerful weapon
frodo: what can 'One Ring' do?
Gandalf: it's THE One Ring. and it can do Great evil
Frodo: Ohhhhh...I still don't get it
Gandalf: AAAAAAARG!!!!!!!THE ONE RING! WHAT'S NOT TO GET ABOUT THE ONE RING?!
*frodo raises eyebrow*
Gandalf: You kno...Sauron's ring...oh never mind! This might help:
*recites ring poem*
frodo: Huh? What's Mordor?
gandalf: don't speak of such evils!
Frodo: *shrug*
Gandalf: Now, where's precio-uuhh...I mean, where's The Ring?
Frodo:*narrows eyes* Why?!
Gandalf: oh be reasonable! I'm not trying to take it from you!!!
Frodo: if you say so...
*takes out envelope*
Gandalf: Right.
*grabs envelope, tosses into fire*
Frodo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!PRECIOUS!!!!Uhhh...I mean, what'd you do that for?!
Gandalf: be quiet and watch!
*takes ring out of fire*
Gandalf: look!
Frodo: Yeah, it's a ring
Gandalf: THE ring!!! don't you see the lettering?
Frodo: you mean that's what those red squiggly things are?
Gandalf:yess...
Frodo: oooh!pretty!
gandalf:Just take it. You have a long journey ahead!
Frodo: what journey?
Gandalf: the ring must be destroyed!
Frodo:Ok, I'll just get a hammer or something-
Gandalf: NOOOO!It can only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom!
Frodo: why?
gandalf: it was made there, so that's the only place where it can be un-made
frodo: un-made? gee, that's bad grammar
Gandalf: (muttering) speak for yourself...
Frodo: And why does it have to be destroyed?
Gandalf: Because I said so
Frodo: why me?
Gandalf: Bilbo gave YOU the ring
Frodo: Why not you?
Gandalf: well, if you don't want it-
frodo: I didn't say THAT! Now, where is mount doom anyways?
Gandalf: Why, it's just outside of mordor-
*sam crashes through window*
sam: don't go Mr. Frodo!
gandalf: who's this?!
frodo: My gardener. Why not,sam?
Sam: well, you can go if you want...but you have to take me too!
Frodo: I don't see why not
*merry and pippin enter thru window*
Pippin: you aren't leaving without us!!
gandalf: Whatever! just GO!!!
Hobbits: GOODBYE!!!