Alllllllllllrighty then! Rynoah, I hope you don't mind me borrowing an aspect of your wonderful scene!
Huh! Aragorn thinks he knows disco!
It's quite obvious that I'M the disco king in these parts!
Alright! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!!
B-but Rosie! I thought you said that I was the disco king!!
What about all this?
Oh Sam, don't be silly! You know you can't dance!
"Why, even Saruman can dance better than you!"
Oh dear! *sniff* I guess now I have to take this rope and hang myself!! I'm a disgrace to the Shire!!
Of course, Sam doesn't hang himself. He goes on to found the first tap-dancing school in Middle-earth, and is quite good at it. As we all no doubt knew already.
I'm so glad you liked that Mr. Universe scene! You can't imagine how much I shuddered to even think of writing "Rowrr!". Freaky...