Heheh, I liked that Bill the Balrog bit...
Oh my goodness! Here comes my fanmail again!
Oh Gandalf! Look! It's a letter, but I think it's addressed wrong.
"Hmm, let me see that my lad!"
Hmm, yes yes, addressed to the lonely mountain...
Good gracious! Do you know what this is???
As it so happens, I don't.
This...this is the mark of the end of the world.
Wh-what is it Gandalf????
What is it? Bwahaha! On to the next post!