oops... Oh well about the last two you already see them... Anyway heres part two.
Take cover everyone, there are some powers in this world that are greater than I, and Frodo's gas is one of them!
Run!!! Someone! get me a bag to cover my hair!
Hes looking pretty bad....
Its is coming!!
Help! Get me outta here!!!!
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Booooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Too Late!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Legolas is thrust forward by the gust*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Not even a Nazgul could smell that bad!