Once again, Oddwen, you've managed to tickle my funnybone. And you've revived an idea I had a while ago but forgot before I could make it a reality:
How Sauron's Downfall was REALLY Brought About:
If you do not yield to our commands, we will smite you with a great and terrible force, Sauron.
...
You asked for it. Faramir?
All right, fellas. Hand me the black pepper.
*sniff* Ah... ahhh...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...!
*CHOOOOOOOO!*
*BOOM!*
*cough* Thank you, Faramir. If we are ever in need of your... prominent nose again, we will give you a ring.